panickstricken

@panickstricken wrote:

I’ll add your name Greebo and put you down for the real pill but don’t tell anyone.

Ruby was sent all remaining stcoks of Down Rover to help her get her hole (whatever that is).

You are a star panic. I look forward to my eternal youth looking like a slightly off cabbage. Oh and also look forward to telling my great, great,…[Read more]

@panickstricken wrote:

In ONE HUNDRED years time, I will call all the volunteers together and set a series of SCIENTIFIC TESTS like making them do a SU DOKU puzzle

I’d like to volunteer for the tests as I cant even spell soduko or pole vault
either. :wink:

@Squeezy wrote:

@panickstricken wrote:

Oh it would have to be in a SECRET CODE Squeezy such that only a VERY CLEVER codebreaker could read the message (otherwise I could have all sorts of people turning up at the pub). But the meeting would take place in Scotland, that’s for sure.

Near Edinburgh by any chance???

Just so’s I can spy and report…

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@panickstricken wrote:

Oh it would have to be in a SECRET CODE Squeezy such that only a VERY CLEVER codebreaker could read the message (otherwise I could have all sorts of people turning up at the pub). But the meeting would take place in Scotland, that’s for sure.

Near Edinburgh by any chance???

Just so’s I can spy and report back…. :wink: :lol:

@panickstricken wrote:

I knew people in Finland get depressed in the winter but there’s no need to make the rest of us suicidal Beattie. Reading these makes me think of my poor old mum who left us a couple of years ago. She never got the chance to go sky-diving of course cos the NHS thought she needed a hip-replacement instead of her cancerous…

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@panickstricken wrote:

you may but I am not going to tell you, sorry (I promised my counsellor I would remain anonymous)

well was gonna ask y u couldnt get a job

but i think i have worked out who u are lol

@panickstricken wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

Who is or was James Blunkett??

He is a bloke who can’t sing very well but everyone is too scared to tell him because he owns a tank and he forces ladies to go out and buy all his records and take their clothes off and dance around the place completely in the nude. Maybe his ears have been damaged by all the…

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@panickstricken wrote:

Everyone thinks I am extremely jealous of James Blunkett because he has got a TANK. I am NOT! Anyway, I am still hoping to get a submarine with a PERISCOPE for Christmas. I imagine Santa is just having a little difficulty getting it through customs. This means I will be able to sneak up to beaches and look at nearly nude…

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