panickstricken

@rubyred wrote:

NAAAAH he SANG ABOUT THE LONG HAIRED LOVER FROM ULLAPPOL AND I” DO anything YOU ASK…

i’ll be your clown or yer puppet and some gooseberry fool..

if ya BE my sunshine laydeeee from grimsbbaayyy

You are a fecking nutter! You should come join our little group on a Tuesday at the Community Centre! Bring your own sponge cake…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

I would “panic.”…a prefer clever men,,,knowing MY luck yer a one legged lesbo from liverpool!!

Didn’t that Jimmy Osmond sing that one?

@Squeezy wrote:

@panickstricken wrote:

@tickledpink wrote:

weirdo

Hmm 4 posts, all on my threads. Does this mean I DO have a stalker after all?

I thought it was directed at me cos it was right after my post…… :roll: :lol: :lol:

Naw squeezy, the stalker is mine all mine all mine but I wish she would just talk to me sometime instead. Ho…[Read more]

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yah man sex is better than nothing,meet ya in the bar![/quote]

If, God forbid, I was ever to meet any fooker from JC, the bar would be EXACTLY the place we would meet.

nite ruby – sleep well chuck!

Keep the Faith!

p.s. I think I may have found in Rubyred someone willing to escort me to the cinema at last! Hope that bluddy Barebottom Mountain isn’t still on!

@rubyred wrote:

PANICKSTRICKEN……I think i LOVE you !!!!

Ruby pet, after that outburst in yer Bernard Manning post I thought you might have been getting battered into the voddy – now I am SURE :) :) :)

Well I’ll try not to let you catch me ruby (limps so she can catch up). I don’t mind TickledPink hunting me down to abuse me cos I expected it but what I DO mind is Soulie using that pathetic excuse for introducing his Bernard Manning jokes onto this thread!! C’mon Soulie, no more of that nonsense purleaaase! Almost as bad as everyone talking…[Read more]

@tickledpink wrote:

weirdo

Hmm 4 posts, all on my threads. Does this mean I DO have a stalker after all?

So do I – then I won’t have to worry about synthetic shoes and library fines anymore!

Hi Beattie, you answered my previous message as I was editing it so you have quick fingers or good cut ‘n’ paste skills or both. Anyway, soz to hear about you losing 6 friends all at once and I do appreciate now why you made the original post. However, is a Bonnie Fecking Tyler song meant to cheer us all up????? I don’t think so!! How about…[Read more]

I knew people in Finland get depressed in the winter but there’s no need to make the rest of us suicidal Beattie. Reading these makes me think of my poor old mum who left us a couple of years ago. She never got the chance to go sky-diving of course cos the NHS thought she needed a hip-replacement instead of her cancerous ovaries hoiked out and…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

do you intend to do a “down rover pour femme ” too !! Then again, id probably get arrested over the frozen chickens !! and cucumbers might have too much appeal for me..

I had rather thought that the growth area would be for an Anti-Down Rover! spray that lovely ladies could squirt up their nostrils before leaving the house to keep…[Read more]

Excellent – I used it to search for TITMUSS and it shows I am wasting my time in Grimsby

I also wonder if Elton John did the music?

@Soulie wrote:

ok, just let us know who was number 1 in the charts in the week you was born

I have NO IDEA. I’m not even sure if they had a radio in the ward to be honest.

you may but I am not going to tell you, sorry (I promised my counsellor I would remain anonymous)

Yes I KNOW he is really called James BLUNT but then the line about being the blind man with a guide dog (David BLUNKETT) wouldn’t have worked and I thought that line would show another important defect in the panickstricken character – He thinks he knows everything but really he knows nothing. At the end of the day, those who got the joke…[Read more]

@Slayer wrote:

Who is or was James Blunkett??

He is a bloke who can’t sing very well but everyone is too scared to tell him because he owns a tank and he forces ladies to go out and buy all his records and take their clothes off and dance around the place completely in the nude. Maybe his ears have been damaged by all the tank noise or something…[Read more]

Dear Santa,

If you haven’t already set off for my house can I please change my list as I have had SECOND THOUGHTS.

My new list is:

1. A NUCLEAR DEVICE.
2. A nude (or nearly-nude) Russian ballet-dancer (minimum height 5’3”).
3. A year’s supply of white Toblerones.
4. Some practical SHOES with leather soles.
5. A clockwork television for use in…[Read more]

@Oss wrote:

9. A car that goes at a thousand miles an hour and uses stones instead of petrol.
Wake up and smell your own cheese please ffs – cars barely go above 200mph – so you think in your wish you are gonna be granted a car that could perform the quatum leap, you so need to take speed just to slow your reality down, you twassac :lol:

10. A…

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