panickstricken

Don’t know what the problem is – you are not alone though. Maybe it’s just a rubbish site, maybe your browser isn’t up to it, maybe people are just saying they are trying to post in the hope I will go MAD and stop posting my rambl… sorry fine words of wisdom. Maybe I should move to a new blog site…. :?

@rubyred wrote:

you know how kate moss is THE face of rimmel and andie mcdowall the FACE of loreal..can i possibly be THE FACE of down rover when you start your advertising campaign! we could have a before and after section…as in me before sitting in my garrett,in my scruffy torn cardigan,chain smoking my rolly ups..then an after pic of me…

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@rubyred wrote:

yes Prof,another excellent idea from your Lab…and may i just say Down Rover WORKS !!! just back from Newcastle where i had to psysically remove panting men from my leg ! i maybe need an antidote actually,,as its a bit annoying at times,when your just wanting a quiet drink ! i should maybe water it down a bit !

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PANIC IN THE PARK

Confirmed performers

FRIDAY

Main Stage

Lulu opens with ‘Snout!’

Smokie

Embassy Tent

Proclaimers ‘500 milligrammes’

Marlboro Stage

Ash

SATURDAY

Main Stage
“One Song and Off Day”

Deep Purple perform
‘Smoke on the Water’

The Kinks perform ‘Big Black Smoke’

Panickstricken ‘In the Chair’

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There is much work to be done on this. I am merely at the INITIAL IDEA stage!

PANIC IN THE PARK

Confirmed performers

FRIDAY

Main Stage

Lulu opens with ‘Snout!’

Smokie

Embassy Tent

Proclaimers ‘500 milligrammes’

Marlboro Stage

Ash

SATURDAY

Main Stage

Deep Purple perform
‘Smoke on the Water’

Panickstricken ‘In the Chair’

Embassy Tent

Johnny Cash ‘Ring of Fire’

Marlboro Stage

tbc
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Oh I am anti-smoking but pro-smokers rights – hence my concern for the poor smokers.

The line-up is not complete and I shall ask the Scottish Assembly to nominate a couple of bands forthwith. I think Lulu could come along and sing ‘snout!’ and maybe those two specy twits from Edinburgh could sing their famous ‘500 mgs’ song in the Embassy Tent.…[Read more]

I’ll add your name Greebo and put you down for the real pill but don’t tell anyone.

Ruby was sent all remaining stcoks of Down Rover to help her get her hole (whatever that is).

@rubyred wrote:

i might even get my hole !!!

/joy!

Guaranteed in Newcastle Ruby. Down Rover! or no Down Rover!

chilli sauce explains the red hair pic I suppose. I am not allowed near hospitals so I can only imagine what it was like for you ruby. Never mind, you just need to put some Down Rover! on and the Dundee boys will ignore any cabbage and sauce and be all over you like a rash!

Lots of good ideas there Ruby, particularly liked the pigeon shyte one :)

And I don’t have a brain the size of a 30 bob cabbage – I actually just have a cabbage :(

@tickledpink wrote:

now i feel i must now distance myself from this website – i don’t want to become the type of person that hides behind a computer screen. have a great time without me!

See you at the quiz on Sunday as usual! :wink:

I will be doing a weekly review tomorrow I would imagine – not here tho :wink:

@rubyred wrote:

wait a minute !!!! I AM ONLY the human tester for “down rover ” “”” no fecking wonder some mug never spent a fortune on roses for me !!

You’ll not be wanting these two thousand bottles of Down Rover! then?

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@rubyred wrote:

toot alors..!!! ein fraulien !! ich liebe ech dicht..!

guten tag leibling ..danke.be danke,merci,gracias,graci..

cheerio laddie,,that really WAS funny as foockery !!

have a nice night chuck xx

Yeah and you. Surprisingly, I enjoyed that mad hour or so! Sleep well!

@Squeezy wrote:

@panickstricken wrote:

Oh it would have to be in a SECRET CODE Squeezy such that only a VERY CLEVER codebreaker could read the message (otherwise I could have all sorts of people turning up at the pub). But the meeting would take place in Scotland, that’s for sure.

Near Edinburgh by any chance???

Just so’s I can spy and report…

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@rubyred wrote:

de’sole monseur…jai ne parlais le grande francais :)

et habla poco de espanol..??

erm Non! Je erm ne been to Espania erm pas cos they took my passport off me the swines and I had a chance to meet a fraulein german lady who I had met on the internet (http://www.2006worldcupprossers.com)

@Squeezy wrote:

@panickstricken wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@panickstricken wrote:

@tickledpink wrote:

weirdo

Hmm 4 posts, all on my threads. Does this mean I DO have a stalker after all?

I thought it was directed at me cos it was right after my post…… :roll: :lol: :lol:

Naw squeezy, the stalker is mine all mine all mine but I wish she would just…

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@rubyred wrote:

oh i KEN !!! nutters and eccentrics SHOULD rule the world,,i ADMIT it !!

i didnt even blush there..!!! I MUCH PREFER BEING ME !!

CAN I WHIP YA A MERUINGE??

Yeah I am allowed meringues. Hope your french is better than your French if you ken fit I mean :wink: