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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Go into the office armed with a Linx Deodorant spray in one hand and a Gold Spot breath freshener spray in the other…..using the element of surprise pounce and hold down your boss (you might need Kenty to help you here…. shes a black belt you know) thoroughly spray the offending parts ..and with a wild look in your eyes…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

What would you do?

Faint…as I would be the first Asian Female Priminister :lol:

ROFLMAO!

Ok, pretend you look like Ann Widdecombe :P

Why can’t I pretend I look like someone normal!! :lol:

LOL

Ok, Margaret Thatcher?

*runs

Grrrrrrrrr…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

What would you do?

Faint…as I would be the first Asian Female Priminister :lol:

ROFLMAO!

Ok, pretend you look like Ann Widdecombe :P

Why can’t I pretend I look like someone normal!! :lol:

LOL

Ok, Margaret Thatcher?

*runs

I’d make sure every empty home in Britain was made habitable to reduce the housing waiting lists.

And banish the toll charge for the QE2 Bridge and tunnel.

@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

What would you do?

Faint…as I would be the first Asian Female Priminister :lol:

ROFLMAO!

Ok, pretend you look like Ann Widdecombe :P

@jen_jen wrote:

London residents don’t get to vote as their Mayor already does the job…

You’re right – Tory Propaganda states:

“If you want to see the benefits of having a directly elected local figure in charge of policing, then you just need to look to London. Boris Johnson has put more police on the streets, increased police visibility and…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

London residents don’t get to vote as their Mayor already does the job…

He does? :shock:

Boris the Buffoon is in charge of The Met? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Bruce Willis

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Brown?

@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Does anyone know how we vote?

Take your voting card (you should have had one by now)..make your way to your polling station either by car or foot…place an X in the box of preferred candidate…leave the polling station…at this point you can either go home or to a destination of…

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:twisted:

Blond?

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

What do you think?

I think it’s something he probably painted during his lunch break.

Surely he didn’t need a whole lunch break to paint that? Even a tea break would be too long.

Do you think the guy who bought it is trying to convince people that he’s insane?

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Do you have black hair?

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

This is just a fun thread.

Scenario:

It’s June and you have used up all your annual leave for that year. You have no leave entitlement for another six months.

You hate your job and your boss, who has bad breath and BO and decide you need a rest. You have six months worth of sick pay that you can claim and after…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Does anyone know how we vote?

Take your voting card (you should have had one by now)..make your way to your polling station either by car or foot…place an X in the box of preferred candidate…leave the polling station…at this point you can either go home or to a destination of your choice

:lol:

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Grrrrrrrrrr.

Are you bald?

@Terry wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

What do you think?

I think it’s something he probably painted during his lunch break.

Surely he didn’t need a whole lunch break to paint that? Even a tea break would be too long.

@Terry wrote:

People magazine has decided Channing Tatum is the ‘sexiest man alive’ in 2012.

Someone has been playing noughts and crosses on his arm.

Will Ferrel

George Clooney