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@jen_jen wrote:

Cos it’s supposed to be macho :wink:

That counts Telboy out then! :P

@Terry wrote:

As to why using a bold, black font has suddenly become fashionable on the boards. :-k

It’s explained in Pepper’s Gent’s thread. Why don’t you read it?

@Terry wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

* pulls up a chair and gets out the popcorn ready for the Panda and Terry show…don’t think this is about the fostering any longer somehow… :-

I’m not getting involved in any serious discussions about politics. Sorry. What kind of popcorn is it?

That’s because you know you’re in a no win situation.

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

If they were racist I wouldn’t vote for them.

So being sexist and homophobic is ok then? :roll:

They are racist so more fool you if you do vote for them.

*goes off whistling “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas”

It’s a never-ending argument with you, isn’t it?

I just wonder if the couple had been members…

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@Terry wrote:

If they were racist I wouldn’t vote for them.

So being sexist and homophobic is ok then? :roll:

They are racist so more fool you if you do vote for them.

*goes off whistling “Farage is dreaming of a white Christmas”

UKIP are a racist, homophobic and sexist “political party.”

No child should should be brought up by people who support this “party,” IMHO.

Sorry, I’m outta here! TMI

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Poooo…. what a mucky smelly old place this is… smells of sweaty socks and half eaten manky takeaways… … spots a rat making a nest in the corner …. makes a hasty retreat to the ladies club….so much better… fresh flowers…. and the smell of bacon sandwiches and fresh coffee emanating from a sparkly clean kitchen….…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

*hands Kenty the scissors so she can cut MML’s kilt up… :P

Thanks! *blows snotty nose on Panda’s furry back*….
Was going to ask you to be bridesmaidd…………………………….sobs uncontrollably

*removes soiled fur and sends it to dry cleaners

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@momentaryloss wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

That’s nothing I had to watch a three hour movie, sign up for a subscription to Which? and have a conversation with some woman I vaguely knew from the Boards.

Was it worth it?

Hell yes…………………………………I always wanted a subscription for Which? !

:)…

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@rusty trawler wrote:

LMAO

You make a fine point Brother Scep.

those girls might have burnt their undergarments back in the day as a blatant gesture of women’s lib, but it’s us blokes who are truly open to the fairer sex.

Men should burn their Y Fronts.

Horrid, unsexy passion killers worn only by geeks and nerds. :P

@tinks wrote:

heck :shock: i shouldn’t have asked

Lol. It’s ok, tinks, it wasn’t aimed at you or Jen.

@sceptical guy wrote:

well, rusty, you tell me this…

if we are to make a collective effort, how can a good bloke like panda start calling me a girly man??

All right, I’ll never be a bloke quite in the way panda is, but hey, we all try….

Also, another thing occurred to me, and I think genuine blokes like you and panda, and esp sgt pepperpot…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

ok….erhum…..
Why does someone always knock on the door when I’m bleaching my face :oops:

:shock:

That’s it I will never be able to show my face (bleached or unbleached) again!………………sobs uncontrollably (again fgs)

Bleaching your face???

*hands…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

ok….erhum…..
Why does someone always knock on the door when I’m bleaching my face :oops:

:shock:

That’s it I will never be able to show my face (bleached or unbleached) again!………………sobs uncontrollably (again fgs)

Bleaching your face???

*hands kenty the fake, orange tan

@kent f OBE wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

That’s nothing I had to watch a three hour movie, sign up for a subscription to Which? and have a conversation with some woman I vaguely knew from the Boards.

Was it worth it?

Hell yes…………………………………I always wanted a subscription for Which? !

:) :) :)

Vaguely????????? We are…

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@rusty trawler wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

I refuse to be the frikking cleaner! I would rather be a Pole Dancer :lol:

multi-task…. you women are good at it apparently

Yeah, Pole dance with the vacuum cleaner.

I can.

:shock:

Opps!

@kent f OBE wrote:

I refuse to be the frikking cleaner! I would rather be a Pole Dancer :lol:

You have to be bald to Pole dance in here.

*hands kenty the clippers

@kent f OBE wrote:

ok….erhum…..
Why does someone always knock on the door when I’m bleaching my face :oops:

:shock:

*sneaks in and replaces the moisturiser with polly filler

Hehe!

*sneaks back out again