Oss

@Oss wrote:

Right where to begin, i had the usual ritual of having a bath for 30 mins, washed me hair twice with head and shoulders so as to get that really soft feel in my hair. A bit like samson, my strength is in my hair lol. Anywayd, dressed preped smelling nice turned up fashionable 30 mins after the door opened, not seeming to eager to…

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@Oss wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Ooo can i have the blue smarties please :)

*backs away from the oss………….ummmmm u can have any colour u like……. :? :wink:

Oi Where you going, wheres me smarties :evil: :evil:

i found this for u oss……….

and this…….. Now put the white coat on and let the nice men give u some other…[Read more]

@Oss wrote:

It wasn’t me, after much deliberation i went for the wet dreams over hurdling sheep. I couldn;t bring myself to saying i looked like dale winton :shock:

titters :wink:

@Oss wrote:

hehe thats funny, one of me old nick names was gus :lol: . Do i get smarties if i put the nice white coat on :?

yes dear of course u do :evil: :wink:

@Oss wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Ooo can i have the blue smarties please :)

*backs away from the oss………….ummmmm u can have any colour u like……. :? :wink:

Oi Where you going, wheres me smarties :evil: :evil:

there there oss these nice men have come to see uuu ……..

@cath 55 wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Ooo can i have the blue smarties please :)

*backs away from the oss………….ummmmm u can have any colour u like……. :? :wink:

Oi Where you going, wheres me smarties :evil: :evil:

@Oss wrote:

Ooo can i have the blue smarties please :)

*backs away from the oss………….ummmmm u can have any colour u like……. :? :wink:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Oss wrote:

I’ll have to think about it whilst i am knitting this scarf.

knit one pearl one, knit one pearl one :roll:

oss as ur stalker i voted none of the above………… and knitting a scarf? hmmmmm if i remember scarves i think and the scarves i know and love dont look nuffin like that!!!! :shock: :? *rings matron to…

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@Oss wrote:

I’ll have to think about it whilst i am knitting this scarf.

knit one pearl one, knit one pearl one :roll:

oss as ur stalker i voted none of the above………… and knitting a scarf? hmmmmm if i remember scarves i think and the scarves i know and love dont look nuffin like that!!!! :shock: :? *rings matron to increase oss’s…[Read more]

@Oss wrote:

Ssshhhhhhhhhhh there here, :?

Isn’t the weather nice today :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

*whispers yeah oss tis ooOO wonders wot time matron is round wiv oss’s pills* ;)

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Thank fook you think i look like an ice cream.

8)

I think you look like the doll getting licked :lol:

what…the one with its head on the floor….nnnniiicceeeee! ha ha!

Noo haha, the one with the tongue in the earhole, you’d probably like it though ya weirdo pmllllll :lol:

@Oss wrote:

I scratch me nads :lol:

I scratch other peoples nads :oops:

@*Sian wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Anyone know who this is?

yup, its Gambit :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, defineately Gambit :lol: :lol:

Is that the same guy that had to escort me back to the hotel when some f*cknuts left me without a key and any idea of where I was staying? :lol:

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Anyone know who this is?

yup, its Gambit :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, defineately Gambit :lol: :lol:

Is that the same guy that had to escort me back to the hotel when some f*cknuts left me without a key and any idea of where I was staying or who I was supposed…

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@*Sian wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Anyone know who this is?

yup, its Gambit :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, defineately Gambit :lol: :lol:

Is that the same guy that had to escort me back to the hotel when some f*cknuts left me without a key and any idea of where I was staying or who I was supposed to be sleeping…

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@Oss wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Anyone know who this is?

yup, its Gambit :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, defineately Gambit :lol: :lol:

Is that the same guy that had to escort me back to the hotel when some f*cknuts left me without a key and any idea of where I was staying? :lol:

@Oss wrote:

OMG i can 4 people think i look like Ian Beale :evil:

Sorry oss lol. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Oss wrote:

@PATS wrote:

show us ur tinky winky b4 i decide. 8)

I should of excluded you from the vote, as i knew you would say Ian Beale ya cow bag.

lmao. :lol: :lol:

@Oss wrote:

I doubt if it is shiny either its that old :lol: :lol:

Oh yes it bloody is, You shut ya bloody gob you. :lol: :lol:

@Oss wrote:

I’d be a Dog. I would love to be able to lick my own balls :lol: :lol:

Just get a penis extension. :-s