[orson kart]

ok seeing we are on about lavatorial humour,why do some women,not all just some turn their noses up at me when i suggest a game of watersports with them?

[orson kart]

im sorry,well im not sorry,but there is 3 ppl i respect on chat sites inpo faz,martin and reluctanly winks at pete
they must surely see where im coming from re;moi?

[orson kart]

yeh but the fact still remains laine
a woman knows,a man doesnt
im not going to far into this,thus if a woman wants you, she does
if she doesnt aah well get over it ,walk away
dont ever start mitherin them
its their choice.

[orson kart]

but there are still ppl thinking im causing trouble
let me quote one of my fave elo lyrics from the time album
one day they will remember
one day they will know
im right about moi i just know i am
ps the third line is mine not jeff lynnes
im just saying one day moi is ,aah grrr i cant swear on my threads
erm um hang on yeh the people will see he just isnt funny,theres only so many enid blyton books you can paraphrase from
why are the people who say hi moi being so stupid
its just incomprehensible to me?

[orson kart]

Arc en wrote:

Tut some times the voice of Reason ….. talks sense.

Let Mr Kart have his lil whinge Reason – having said that Moi is an instant iggy for me everytime & sadly Gucci to if moi is in.

Shame really because Gucci is ok til the moi person arrives in whatever guise.

it was quiet reezer,we were just having a laugh
shheaun came in,anymore orson? then moi came in with his drunken attacks how come nobodys talking about me,me me
he reminds me of thin,if its not about them,nothing else matters.

[orson kart]

yeh but im the peoples champion
ok i wont do a poll then
it was a chance to remain anonymous
but we all know id win by a landslide
look at him now spouting his garbage in f3 i can see him
i just feel sorry for the noobs
they cant get a word in edgways

[orson kart]

erm its under the fun and humour category
third one down
POLLS
but i forgive you kenno,youve only been here 13 years
sighs.

[orson kart]

yes up above

[orson kart]

i will put a poll on if you want
should moi stay
should he go
i couldnt care less,im a fence sitter,
im scared of being controversial
you are allowed on vote

seriously im taking it to the polls.

[orson kart]

no offence kenners but im getting rather irate at ppl telling me to iggy him/them do you think i dont know where the iggy button is?
all im trying to do is for all the lily livered ppl,that want moi banished is to speak up for them tis all
jeebus,how many times do i have to say it?

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