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kin beetroot my arse,i will beetroot you in a minute lol

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somebody did put its not fair on

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problem with you lot i bet you think im some mug chatter dontcha

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im gonna get killed for that

its tantamount to a magician revealing a trick

oh yeh i am a magician as it happens

if anybody wants to pm me,i can even do tricks via pm blind

oh you dont beleive me ok

try it you will be astounded

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thats a good un soms but i prefer lily allens song about thin ice

its not fair

ps som glad you sorted it out to do thread songs thumbs up emoji

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side 1,track i,everything is alfie

2,the wonder of alfie

3,cum on feel the alfie

4,nobody knows where my alfie goes

5,big yellow taxi alfie

 

side 2

oh alfie boy the pipes the pipes are calling

7,alfie the fastest window cleaner in the west

8,i will always love yooooooooooooooooooo ,erm alfie

9,everlasting alfie

10,shang a langa alfie

enjoy bye xx

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it as ld in the bedroom with her boot.

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what like you pretend you can play the mouth organ

i never mastered that but our monica did

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Arc en wrote:

Hear the one about the “newbie” forum user who joins posts a picture of the most stunning young ladies & expects us not to take the pi55 & treat their comment with the contempt they deserve. The even hold convo’s with themselves. I’ve said it before … some need to step away from the laptop.

no arc lol who is it?

you better not say its me.

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if you check your history a lot of poverty stricken mancs,scousers etc,were promised a new life,no more outside toilets(in fact incredibly a lot of women were heard to complain”eww a toilet indoors what about the stink”) bless em

so we built overspill estates they were promised gardens,and they got them,it was a far cry from tin baths outside toilets,and grey bleak backyards,the families who were assigned to the high rise flats ,looked down with envious ggrs “how come theyve got gardens and we havent”

councillors tried to appease this by trying to say yes but at least youve got a view

not me said said emily brocklehurst 65 from gorton im on the ground floor

then the men said oh look at tis gardens and stuff at last i can [plant

and then they progressed int allotments and

oh i dont know where im going with this tbh

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