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wonders if the gloss as worn off yet
the bickering,the arguments,the youve left the toilet seat up,the no they are your socks you wash them,the er excuse me thats my remote i want holby city on,you can stick yer fitba up yer jax
the wherv you beens?
oh god im glad im single.

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anyway moving on ,do any of you lot watch quizzes on tv?
I do mostly cos im currently an unemployed layabout
and I hate it when the contestants get asked what would you like to come up(sic)
and they say anything but geography and history im shit at those,im like whaaaaat,for goodness sake if you dont know anything about those two mildest of subjects theres not much point of being here(anybody here been on a quiz show I did countdown)I could understand if they said er yeh anything about nuclear physics or the intricacies of thins conquests on jc

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I also am no stranger to a typo,so im going to dispute reasons answer,and im raising it,for I beleive dracs meant bereaving,

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draculina

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small or large cone reeze,?

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pah to long reading secret uni its not that youve got owt else to do is it?

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ive heard em all ,if anybody has got any new ones bang em on I will throw you a coconut.

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more to the point,was you there or anybody there at conegate…..no?
so hush yer gums
youse lot dont realise the shites ive been through by this preposterous allegation,it was 9 yrs ago ffs
heres a few of the taunts ive had
wont do names
1,hiya coney
2,hi conan the barbarian
3,lets all do the hokey coney,you pick your right hand out yer left hand out you find a cone and then you throw it all about
oh theres loads more …sighs.

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yes I was arc,I was cunningly disguised as a beer mat.

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some live in denial eh arc x
and if pete says im egyptian im from de nile im going to kick my screen in.

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lol

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