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cant see it soph

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gor so many
have to think about this one
arent you supposed to name a book as well?
if so theres a book that ive been looking for,for ages its called all goalkeepers are crazy and other stories by brian glanville,if anybodys got a copy of it i will pay top dollar,altho id rather have it sent to me free for my birthday which is april 23rd st georges day,oh and er the songs theres one ive been after for years its you know brian protheroe who did pinball in 1976,well its not that one its a song called battling annie,ive scoured you tube till my fingers bled but cant find it,if anybody can find it and bang it on id be eternally grateful to you ta
oh i will put my 7 other songs up later.
ive got to do my blue moon mod stint now as man city are playing tonight
laters xx

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just putting this on top of the pile as i feel this thread needs more recognition.

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_Heather_, Dixie

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im going all au contraire on this thread
I love being cloned I never used to I hated it,but as arc pointed out pwowpa regs,guides and admin know whos who
no to me its a sign of recognition,imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and all that
nobody wants to be a nobody
my friends in here know about my grandson and dog but i try to keep it to pms and phone calls cos before you know it everybodys got a grandson called &&&&&&
and a dog called %%%%%%
what mystifies me is why would anybody want to be me? beleive me you wouldnt.

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lol

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hmm your welsh yeh sheep..got it

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nothing really just wondered if you liked my poem?

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ooh are you on one ld yeh?

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Rose

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ha ha alfies been “outed”  you nob as if we didnt know like,

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yes ive got one i met my first true love at the council tip,she died last year

so ive wrote a poem about her called

love at the tip

it was amongst the broken bottles and cans,i found my first true love

she was rooting about in the skips,looking as pretty as the sky above

I “said what you looking for”

she said “im looking for a dress cos im going out tonight and i dont want to go out in any auld shite”

 

i told her id found a size 10 dress earlier,she looked at me in gleee

but you can have it on one condition and thats tonight you come out with me

she looked at me and said ohh i dunno i have got my pride,i tell youwhat let me go home try on the dress then i will decide

seeing id already fell in love with her i trusted her,so i asked her to meet me outside the high rise flats,when she said yes i was so happy i went down to the river to shoot me some rats

part 2

when i met her that night she was looking ever so elegant wearing her dress,that id found it on the tip that morning nobody would ever guesss

weell we were going steady now and we used to root in the skips together,but one day we had an argument over some scrap,she told me never to see her again..ever

i was broken hearted as i carried my scrap home that night,that girl to me was everything,if i didnt get her back life wasnt worth living

er was drifting slowly into autumn i spotted her looking for magic mushrooms in the park.i pleaded with her to come back to me she said oh i dunno…ok then mark

well weve been married now 3 years and on our anniversaries we visit different tips,and we  take our little son along to root in the skips

and as me and the wife hold hands in the beatwaste together,what i hope my son will find is a beautiful tip girl like i found mine

r,i.p tricia xxxxxx

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