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hey mo norvern blokes luv chipsn gravy
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re’ Kenny bobs reply no we don’t use the term hissy fitters oop north no we prefer to call them mard arsed barstards,
I thought you were blissfully married or summat?
well I can only assume he hasn’t got
hang on?….sorry its my proof reader I have to take thiswhat?
ascrackle zrvmhvvhvhmvcgnc dfyour breaking up luv
pr,”is that better?
me “yeh what do you want?”
pr,”nowt just keep mad laneys fish thread going ask her if shes in here cos her hubby hasn’t got any tackle”
me “no I wont and stop calling her mad”
pr “go on itll be a laugh like”
me %%%% off yer sacked
” shes alright laney ,she cant sing for shitesville but y know so what like”?yeh youre so right somer,that was so excruatlingly there goes another rib//////sighs
I tell you what soms word of advice to you,shell in the ear job
cut your teeth man,before you learn how to board talk
you are speaking to the upper echelons now
wasn’t it me soms who taught you how to d0 proper music images instead of yellow links
so hush yer moot.just been reading a few auld posts where I swear my hatred to ld
soz im boring but ive nowt else to do,i fell off a roof last night trying to fix my aerial,and ive broke my left ankle
anyway my point is so LD is one of them forum hosts yeh?
so how come she says “I don’t read your posts cosy cos yer full of shit”
alright then fckn rosypose isn’t that your job to read the boards?
aah hang on I forgot youre to busy making cakes for yer lemon mates
and going on picnics with bobby shafto(you know who I mean)
oh ffs just remembered queen bitch don’t read my posts1 member liked this post.
well er yeh kenners some of us just like to keep a low profile
to paraphrase la moose “all this hollerin and a hootin”
ps tell me again why the plakky rag aka somer thinks the moooooooose is a bloke?I dont give a hoot about my threads being side tracked its all in the game(which is a great song not sure who sang it might be the platters or summat)anyway my dog his name cant be mentioned were getting a bit lazy sitting on the comp all day smoking weed drinking beer etc,my dog was that lazy he even used to lean against the wall to bark,so i taught him a trick cos i cba to go out for a paper,i sent himto the paper shop and he used to carry it home
a bit after i got a memo from the newsagent saying yeh cute trick cosy but youre supposed to pay for your papers,i replied back ok fair enough next time i send him i will put aour barrel round his neck and you take the money out yeh?
so i did this,but the dog tcbm didnt come home for a hour,im like ffs i will have to go and look for him,anyway i found him stuck up a b!tch in an alleway
i shouts oi youve never done this before
he says well ive never had the money before,now fck off cant you see im busy.omg reminds me of that joke i put on rogues rag om go upstairsmag you know when i used to be rogue trader,i stopped using that name because i got sick of people calling me rouge,do i look like i wear make up? one reg even accused me of being a tranny,anyway in case anybody missed the joke it was,last night i had a dream i weighed nothing at all
i was like omg
i might bang a few more jokes on rogues rag mag if its still on,i seldom go upstairs.<P>heres my takes on guides no names obv zt 10/10 le 9/10 gd 9/10 mt get out of my sight o si about a 4 pb,no im not going there mo,yeh like her a bit 5 ns yeh i like her give her an 8 ld 1 any others are inconsequential to me oops martin 3 </P>
<P>Do over half of those guides still exist ??</P>
yes but most of them go under the non de plume alfie,
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<P>yeh i know yeh people type as they speak,i get that but a bugbear of mine is people think oh i got one over admin there he/she didnt see it,yeh well think again,they may not have,but i can assure you the global mods will have personally Im a bit mixed up about gratutious cursing,as some of you may know,I wrote a best selling book “under the tower” and it was littered with swear words,but I as an author thought it was best exemplified to use that that/those terminologies but on saying that,I reallydont understand (unless people have a lack of vocabulary) why anybody needs to swear to get their point across discuss please? and if anybody says lol oh %%%% off,well there you go innit. </P>
<P>Swearing on the boards winds me up nearly as much as intelligent people that don’t use correct grammar & punctuation when typing threads.
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<P></P>I admit my grammar is appalling, when I wrote my,dunno if i mentioned it or not oh yeh my book called “under the tower” my proof reader ended up in an asylum
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