the problem is,if indeed it is a problem
I went to a meet in glasgae it was a karaoke night,so laney said “ive got a song im going on stage”
we all said in unison “oh please don’t,why spoil the night”
anyway there was no stopping our intrepid laney,she waddled up on stage and proceeded to murder the song I will survive wearing a green jumper
well the audience fell aghast not cos of her singing,(believe me shes no annie lennox)
ive done a first aid course so I helped out 3 ppl who had bursted ear drums
twas a sad night that a doorman got crushed to death,in the stampede to get to the exits.