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ever since I seen the title of this thread and saw who the author is

im like yeh lol

ive been dying for somebody to come on  and say get yer tips out for the lads

but sadly nobody has,so I guess its down to me

altogether now

 

 

get yer……………………..

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lol we should have mobbed her harder,shes like a weeble,she wobbles but she wont fall down

right that’s it

rolls up sleeves  er not literally

otherwise I will get all the conegate mob on my back.

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mind you to her credit,she was a doctor.

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Jane, kent f OBE

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ffs bloss is off again,is there any stopping this mercurial amazon of a woman?

I  swear if she ever went on that who do you think you are programme

and they said you are related to the iceni tribe

she would say no you are wrong I am in fact Boadicea reincarnated.

i

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ok ive recovered from sophs joke,ahem,anyway not a tip a question has anybody got any tips for getting shut of bags under the eyes?

mine look more like suitcases than bags,,,,well sometimes they do

and I find they spoil my good looks and make me look older than I am

my ex dad in law swears on putting teabags on your eyes

but im not sure,,any tips (without spending loads of money in boots etc.

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there was this English,irish and Scotsman that went into a bar

and>>>>>>>>>>

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ps that wasn’t one out of viz,that’s my invention.

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my tip is for blokes always buy a multi pack of black socks,so if you lose one in the washer(like we all do) or get a hole in one,dont be wasting your time checking the cylinder or getting your darning needles out

 

just put another sock on out of your multi box

simps innit.

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Sophia, kent f OBE

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mooosey88 wrote:

YOU PRESUME WRONGLY !!

mooosey88 wrote:

YOU PRESUME WRONGLY !!

what you shouting for,is your tintunitis playing up ?

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used to be some great tips in viz lol

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