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kin barstardo,not you,the club,so we cant all get our rocks off when the doors are shut? fck that  for a game of tin soldiers,wotever happened to freedom,free love,drop yer drawers,i show you  mine,you show me yours

so alas sadly im declining your offer

ive been accepted as a happy to help geezer,cant say their name due to legal reasons

yeh asda I help auld women to their small cars

and 78 year auld women say ta pat me on the head and give me a quid.

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[orson kart]

are we allowed  to have er gotta be careful how I say this

“extra curriculars with staff”?

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[orson kart]

i just want a fair days pay for a fair days work,I wont let the team down sah.

its just that a bit of cash in hand would come in handy like.

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ty q,I would gladly take your position.altho ruby gez and I,may have some fiery arguments in the kitchen away from the punters

not sure that I can take the position  currently going

but tyvm

I could be ready,willing aInd able  to do it

but my question is to you is,will it affect my benefits

im only allowed to do 16 hours a week,and  I can foresee some long,long nights upstairs in rubys bar

but hey cheers,if you can pay me cash in hand,I be there.

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[orson kart]

ive noticed a few good replies from you rubes lately xx

but as my bezzie let me ask you something

how you getting home?

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im stood there in nice airport well they c all it neece in french,like i said i never swear on threads but 5 fckn hours and they dropped m off at john lennon airport in liverpool,taxi to lime st that was shut repairs or summat

had to hitchhike to preston then got a lift of a lorry driver who was a man utd fan who said i see city got beat  tw@t he knew id just come back from monaco

 

[orson kart]

but youlot know i never swear on my threads but im making an excetio nthis time i am very seriously pissed off

[orson kart]

blackpool full of hen and stag nights fighting ,junkies,robbers,prostitutes

and thats just on my street.

i dont go out any more,well i do to walk our arch

but i dont smoke in the streets all you get is have you got a cig mate

tell you what i started smoking them e mail not e mail them fckn e vapour things,thought id be safe

till somebody said can i have a drag of that mate,im like fck off i dont want your germs

ycmiu

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[orson kart]

n my spineeasy one for me this soph good thread btw

but for me it has to be the legend from lubbock texas

buddy holly

only 23 when he died in a aeroplane crash but wow check out his catalogue this guy was prolific he could easy be lennon mccartney esque

rave on and every day still gives me tingles on my spine

 

oh and a passing nod to ricky nelson i play hello mary lou on my guitar every xmas my family say oh ffs dad,uncle,bro etc not again they luv it really tho

[orson kart]

i will just stick to doing the “funnies” like the village idiot i am

i might/will bang a few jokes on up there where nobody ever goes on the jokes thread on rogues rag mag i used to love being rogue trader, but i got a bit miffed cos ppl always called me rouge

like im a tranny or summat.

 

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