great post milks,well you maybe able to fool this lot,but it doesn’t wash with me
heres 5 reasons why
1,cupla years ago we arranged to meet in ma kellys,I don’t even know what he looks like ,so I asked the dj can you say over the mic milky cosy is waiting at the door for you.
hes like off mic fck off im not advertising gay meets
well I know yeh the names do sound a bit gay,and plus its a gay part of town,well its anything goes,no listen will you just ask over the mic
we are not gay,so he did and guess what milks wasn’t there
2,and chantel and born know about this our 2nd proposed meet he gave me the wrong number and I ended up talking to some nervous granny in preston
3,about our third meet so there was no mistake I gave him my number again,and we arranged to meet in the hop inn at 5,30 pm again he didn’t show.
4,ive never heard of Charlie chesters chicken shop.it doesn’t exist ive googled it
5,im a concierge but not in the grand,thats a theatre you muff
#6,my dog isn’t called alan
7,so you can stick your invoice up your jax
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