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tbh ive seen moose knocking about on boards /chat im not blind

and in my opinion oh funny enough that’s the thread heading

id rather have 1 moose than ten alfies or that other dickhead  mario

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I said George fittest beatle wife  id say ringos Barbara bach

 

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k cheers bud ta no kisses tho

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you know I do gez

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yeh ppl could knock  probably would think im not in or not answering

but im screaming for help but silently

freaks me out.

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what worries me is ive been told if I stop drinking im prone for a stroke

well I live on my own,onlysee  my landlord once a month when he empties the meter

nobody would know if I was dead people might knock or that stroke thing where you are aware of your surroundings but you cant move to call help,i think they call it body lock or summat not sure

also I have a dog as most of you know called archie, hes trained fetches balls,and gives you high fives etc,but hes not gonna ring 999 is he

in fact if I was in a body locked stroke

he would probably be hungry and start munching away at mw

what an awful death to be eaten by your own dog?

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just a cupla things maybe 3

1,this thread isn’t or never was about moon

2,I read with interest what alfredo said on page 8,alcoho;;isnt is oh I cant put it into words but I think what he means basically is alcoholoism is the disease that you can die from if its taken away from you you can go without weed coke etc

look im gonna admit summat im an alky not proud of it but I don’t want to pussyfoot about with youse,and my dr said to me

I could give you Librium mr Kelly,or mark as he calls me,but I know you will drink and im not signing your death warrant

 

so stop drinking,go to rehab for 6 weeks

and you can be on libbys for the rest of your life

some choice that innit?

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Elvis.

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yes but you’ve got to understand  linda is very very busy,she has 12 hungry Bulgarian students to feed,thats why she doesn’t stay long

as long as she gets 10 hi lindas

shes sorted.

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well said ge,im hm how can I say this a “bit of a drinker”

and where I live I  reckon theres at least 10 outlets in a 10 mins walk where I can buy booze

so I vary them once a day as in er what day is it Monday ok I will go to shop A, so by the time I go to shop J ten days later,then back to shop A eleven days later,nobody thinks your a piss head

theres an art to it,

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and before I really kick off and iwill moi and Gucci are happy as pigs in shit now in f2 now,i dint want them banned and they arent

I don’t want anybody banned

but is it time to relegate Mario to 2 to teach him a lesson?

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