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good quiz tonight as per,apart from the two idiots determined to spoil it aka mizzy and… hush my gums shall I say his name ,nah no point gd  knew and booted him

mizzy was on her last legs and pleaded with gd to let her stay

so she did as long as she stayed quiet

which was easy as she didn’t know any answers

 

but my point is we are a tight knit community in quiz

we don’t want  or need riff raff

I,e one question was  a country did something clue c

and mizzy typed clymidia

you know what im saying?

so I go in room and there she is again a trollin scrollin and a scammin

is it time to get rid of her?

cos I tell you what if shes there on sundays quiz ,I will log out.

 

 

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I apologise about this thread I was a bit skunked up and paranoid when I wrote it,few beers as well,and my dogs gone missing due to builders leaving the door open,ive also had a ceiling collapse on my head

but hey ho sorry im not in the best of moods.

but I still believe  that boardies shall I press like or not,come on none of us are stupid I know youse know what I mean.

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or reply ,lets say theres oh I just leave it ive said enough you get my point yeh?

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p.s whos albert?

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coming in 3 now milks.

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Yorkshire couple with a baby,not been out for months,im not doing apostrophes cba

so him says fancy goin owt teeneet flower

her,nay we got the babby arnold

him,we can go to flicks lahk

her he might crah tho

him nah it be reet

 

so they go to the cinema,standing in the queue,him muttering bluddy 7 quid for popcorn her sohz the coke

cinema manager approaches them,sorry you cant come inwith the bairn

so they pleaded and said he be reet

so cinema manager says ok but im he starts crying youre out but you can have your money back

anyway 10 mins into film

him,what dost think of film luv?

her rank innit

him aye well give babby a pinch then,we go ter chippy instead.

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collapsed ceiling report

well its not turning out that bad,new carpet,walls painted,couch is coming this morning ive told them if its a 2 seater I will throw it out the window,im to tall for a 2 seater,nothing worse than watching tv with your legs dangling over the side

 

hey do you want a laugh,i did go to the reserve flat earlier and guess who lives next door and say hi to me when me and arch were trying to get in

im flat 1,shes flat 2,only Julie kings daughter im thinking oh ffs

for those of you who don’t know Julie king never seems to be off the Jeremy kyle show,shes that mad eyed shouty screamy bitch shes a scouser but she lives in blackpool,and has just moved out to another flat

I wont do a link

but its easy to do just google Julie king on Jeremy kyle show and they are both there shouting the odds at each other her accusing her of being a coke addict

needless to say I didn’t stay long.

builders are back at 9 am so hopefully give you another news report later.

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hiya rube going in chat x

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rubyred

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lol arc I probably am tbh if I fell in a barrel of tits,id come out sucking my thumb.

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yes arc im not a thief

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