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    That is true orson that it’s a riddle but jokes and riddles can be entwined. Technically, it’s a joke in the form of a riddle. The difference between riddles and jokes is that riddles in their purest sense don’t involve humor…they are just designed to stimulate the thinking process to find the answer that is looked for.

    The riddle in question here…vulgar as it is was, was probably said as a joke…in fact, i’d say it might even have been a line from a play. To have the key round one’s loins sounds like a jail warden of some sort.uh ha so what jails have you been in then? sounds to me you you spent a lot of times in the showers

    #1079222

    I remember when I was a kid the girls used to wear monkey boots they were always purple,with yellow laces I kn0w a chatter from here who used to wear them obviously I cant say her name that would be crass
    but tracy used to wear them when she used to collect golf balls in heaton park Manchester/Salford border she used to go and dive into heaton park lake and sell them back to the hapless golfers for 5p

    #1078053
    orson kart

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    grins yeh who shall I toy maul and play with first mr q for his beano jokes just nothing,for am I a retard thread lol well you know it cracks me up that of course youre a retard or you wouldn’t have to ask the question king strongbow,er well sighs the tony Blackburn of jc our resident dj.

    – [FART, response is very rubbish it is like he has a book saying – (how to be a troll), nothing new, just all what is in the book, like some type of cooking book how to make idk flapjacks, always the same with these trolls, not many if any trolls are clever u see, they seem to copy each others behavours, like i said from a book – (how to be a troll), it just makes them look even more dumb when they copy other trolls insults, also – yes i thought @orson-kart is crazy :wacko: when he thought i was being horrible to some chatter, when i asked them a ? about coding, so no shock from his answer, he might have autism or scitso, like a voice in his head saying “say he is horrible say he is horrible” lol, also I even asked him why he said I was being horrible to someone, he said he don’t know, obv a sign of scitso lol, so obv he needs better med, and a c.p.n to see if he is progressing good.]

    when are you going to learn how to quote?

    #1077990

    im bewildered at you just nothing you really are what your name suggests

    listen look yeh how can any grown man rhyme my name  with fart?

    juvenile yes clever no

    nay infantile like little kids do in playgrounds

    you keep on rocking little boy blue lets have some more nursery kindergarten puns

    but lest they ever forget your name will allways be rememembered by me fondly

    aah just nothing by name and nature.

     

     

     

    #1077946

    grins yeh who shall I toy maul and play with first

    mr  q for his beano jokes

    just nothing,for am I a retard thread lol well you know it cracks me up that of course youre a retard  or you wouldn’t  have to ask the question

    king strongbow,er well sighs the tony Blackburn of jc our resident dj.

    #1077937

    look im sorry but well im not sorry but why do my eyes have to be affronted by reading mr qs crap jokes

    and just to add fuel to the fire up pops just nothing(apt name if  ever I saw one?) in cahoots with him

    bring back the chuckle brothers I say

    er what else while im on one oh yeh not been going in chat for a while due to the fact that its not chat anymore its a song fest even saw the dreaded king strongbow  challenging the queen of music  ab aka look at me aren’t I clever I can put songs only she couldn’t at the time she had a glitch apparently yes at last peace I thought no more 80s synth pop and retro ballads aah but alas to no avail she was back

     

    so I thought if you cant beat them just leave,which is a bit unfair cos now I cant talk to my mates milks linda moose etc

    so at least ive got a safe haven on boards

    but nah still no peace  as king strongbow has decided to team up with the brothers grimm.

     

     

    #1077676

    that’s not a joke its a riddle.

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    #1077576

    :scratch: well theres another rib gone

    actually that “joke ” won the vaudeville gag of the year aaward in 1907

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    #1077292

    its a quite resounding yes from me.

    #1077218

    168 really you man wow

    sign him up for mensa

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