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the untouchables

American mid west house wife tries to pm the author of this thread but gets completely ignored.

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rubyred, Suz

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confessions of a window cleaner

milky  sick of talking utter tosh ,finally gets off his arse and  buys a chamois leather and a bucket

and sets up a window cleaning round,in a desperate attempt to peer thru trubs window.

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lindaclemenza7

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all the boys love mandy laney

which in fact they don’t so in a fit of pique laney packs her karaoke gear away

and goes over the water to find love and marriage

then tells all the boys in jc

look what you could have won.

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lindaclemenza7

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carry on camping

mr q gets his bike out of the shed after being inspired after reading an enid blyton novel

and calls on his mates Julian dick,ann and the slightly butch george

and cycle to devon and stay on a farm where they have lashings and lashings of ginger beer

and timmy the dog sniffs out a escaped murderer hiding in a barn.

 

 

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lindaclemenza7

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hmm.

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lindaclemenza7

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im not on about  you linda  im on about blossom

 

 

hey I know this might be a revolutionary concept but that’s why I said blossoms name as opposed to saying linda

 

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blossom ruining another thread due to her ever increasing paranoia.

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meanwhile Mario cunningly disguised as dick dastardly aims to get to the 68th floor  of mr reeds penthouse

when he is suddenly confronted by an over zealous guide called………?

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chan……….. oops deletes that,its mr reed to you she expostulates

 

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ok I will start the ball rolling

our hoodied villain? breezes past a dozy security guard? and asks the scatterbrained receptionist

is  martin in?

points  for the first 3 actors?

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