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stop being a mard arse q this isn’t the quiz now
I am actually in the film but Ionly make a hitchcockesque cameo appearance.
sister act
emma whoo and morticia adams
in a dastardly plot try to fool jc regs
but it all goes tits up when they pick on cosys mate.
don’t pick on our rubes again ok.
showwaddy the movie
ann chantel disrupts the canteen crew
scuse me I make the coffee for dave
brief encounter
tinks loses her nickers on a train,and a guy whos been eyeing her up
hasten to add they accidentally fell out of her bag
and some jc nutter rampages thru the corridors look at me look at me im wearing tinks nickers onmy head
am I funny
er not really as lake gets tazered.
Shirley valentine
dd goes to the Algarve via Greece,and falls in love with a portugese waiter who gets up early to secure dds sun bed
but it all goes tragically wrong when she invites him back to hers and jose starts putting felt tips on her duvet and says in pidgin English you togs no good.
romeo and juliet
moi climbs up to guccis window on a ladder while her husband is asleep in the west wing
starts whispering sweet nothings to her but tragically falls off and lands in a drunken crumpled heap.
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hitchikers guide to the galaxy
ram takes the film title alittle to literally and pulls a hamstring even before he reaches Gatwick.
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elf
mr pat finally gets a job
as a supermarket shelf stacker,but annoys the management when he asks for a step ladder,even tho he is only on filling the freezer duties.
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the postman always rings twice
but not at borns he doesn’t he rings once and his dragged in with his sack over his head
but our intrepid postman turns the tables and puts the sack over her head
coughs empties his sack then puts the rest of his letters in a few lidls carrier bags he finds lying about on our raven beauties encrusted carpet
and carries on with his round.
whiskey galore
moons husband goes away on a 3 day fishing trip
and its all round to hers.
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