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Jadey, Norvic, cockney Neil, Undies, and Penny all the loveliest of people.
has everybody met undie,yep top bloke he came up to the blackpool meet and asked me to get some accom for him.i said any particular type? he said yep somehere where I can park my motorbike so it doesn’t get stolen.
are you trying to goad me into having a fight with gam linda?
shame on you im a lover and a writer not a fighter
besides I haven’t got a huge Johnson (sic)
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id love to meet lucky or lux as I call her
shes a clever lady but shes always pregnant these days
gam yeh I know we have our run ins but I like him I think we do it in jest
whats not to like about him hes from the same part of Manchester as me give it a mile or so,and hes a city fan
the only thing I don’t like about him is he is 6ft 4 and im only 6ft
never met him but worried if I do he might beat me up!
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I dunno im just putting my stake in you .)
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yeh I fancy a game of poke her linda.
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IM sat here marvelling at lindas fantastic googling abilities I know all those streets and roads well I should do I live here whitegate drive was a good shout im just round the corner
I knew I was right to offer linda the job
anyway cant stop im off to meet milky at 1pm
to have lashings and lashings of beer.
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linda calm down ok,cant mention no names obviously but a guy called ge has spread it about on pats chat that you are alfie,which is just ludicrous
he even started a thread about it,on rows and rants which you will never see cos you cant read rants unless you are a member
so all I was saying to you linda do you want a job with me?
I looking for a ghost writer for when im asleep
a girl Friday somebody to fill in the blanks for me when im stoned or drunk
somebody to go to the shop for me and walk my dog etc
but you will have to fill in a application form
like
1 are you married
2,got any kids
3,are you prepared to change your travel itinerary to come to blackpool
4,can you cook
5,what you like at washing up,hoovering etc
6,do you mind sharing a bed with me,all in the name of work of course?
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you do like to hang onto my every word dontcha linda?
but in a way I like it,it shows you are paying attention
would you like to work for me linda?
did I see our milks saying top gun?
I was saving that for belle
top gun
belle has had justabout enough and wades through the swamps of Louisiana,hitch hikes to colorado
and finds her dream man,yup no mill worker or burger flipper for our belle
she has ambitions no waitress job for her ,waiting to be used on a Hollywood casting couch.
her sights are set higher fgs this is belle she doesn’t settle for mere minions
so she married a pilot yeh a pilot can you believe that ?
and er they all lived happily ever after………………………not.
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the cycle wars
mr q has got a new back pack,and this time he means business.
