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heed this warning
if you ever get sent to prison for being pwopa nawty like
never have sex on a monday
why?
well cos er they give you tomatos on a sunday
and its a bugger (sic) getting them seeds out

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but.. but,,splutters what do you mean the boards are a joke keningtons?
and theres me thinking
it was all serious
sighs

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well I like borny,shes alright ,she says it how it is
shes a female me
unlike you moon,who can only type one handed as you normally have a bottle in the other hand

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oh please dont get her banned brighty ffs
that means we will have to put up with her”over the road” coming in spreading her drunken bile,funny thing is a lot of people that she “gobs” off about a lot of the new users dont know what /who shes going on about lol

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and stop shouting.

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lol whats new

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I was going to put my pic on,but its uncannily like my profile pic,so theres no point really
they used to call me beetroot head at school.

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tbh Im not bothered who wins,I only started the thread because I read martins blog and he said the first 5 noobs that start a thread win a prize.

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cheers kenters xx
but it wouldnt me if i didnt have a grumble
my particular beef this week,and its making me rather fckn irate
why have i got a purple face?

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skep stop pretending your dead ard like cock of the school you are not
also get your own ,script I do the apples to teachers jokes
I

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