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dont be banging on your horn like youre playing the drums
just beep it gently
and smile and wave
“lights are on green luv.

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wassup arcy luv,cant be that bad,come and talk to your uncle mark

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loll was that aimed at me or belfers?

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sorry to but a dampener on things,but heres a fact
death cannot live without life.

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erm im not one to google but lol

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a friend in need,is a friend in debt
oh btw laine this sunny side of the street what yound were going on about,I have also seen this pheno what ever
in todmorden on the lancs/yorks border
so we all just crossed the road to the sunny bit
and laughed at the others getting pissed on over the road
im thinking why are you doing that? just get over here you clowns its only about 9 foot

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nice pics ange
bluddy hell what a day it was today,weather wise
let me explain
I go too see my grandson on weds he was 1 on monday
im looking out the window,and its persisting it down this morning
im like ffs,its a 20 min walk I walk cos its like killing two boards/(oops I meant birds,scuse me for my freudian slip ..grins)
with one stone
anyhow boardies
so i thought I had better get me kagool and a hat
(I dont do brollies)
by the time I got there I was
sweating likea beaver
sun had sneaked up on us annit
me ex said look at you sweating cobs,been on piss or summat?

so it was going home time and its 30c
and ive got all these clothes dripping off me plus I have the dog(tcbm) with me so I said”might just walk home naked”
ex,says “dont be so fckn stupid”
me,”well im boiling have you got any auld shorts of mine”?
her,”yeh like id keep your shorts,now stop moaning and fck off and take your fckn dog with you(she swears a lot)
finally got home ive lost about 2 stone

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life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass
its about learning to dance in the rain.

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I dont like battys new user name,they should only wheel her out once a year,and prise her nose from the daily mail
every day when I log in and I see the name tinsel it rankles me
in fact in keeping with the thread title
it seriously pisses me off.

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twill be a brae bricht moonlit nicht toneet
and why is rabbie burns writing a poem about a mouse?
im going to write a poem about my hamster
oi you dickhead whats the big deal
stop spinning about on that fckn wheel.

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