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gonnna start calling laine mrs popple

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dont know wether you know this,i know blonde knows and a cupla of others,not blowing me own trumpet or owt,im a plant expert,well not an expert but i had plant stalls all over lancs for years
and because i dont like any punters getting one over me
i learned all the latin words for plants.snap dragons antirhinums etc
in any job i do,i am that stubborn to do my best(thats why i would be a great mod)
I even went to night school to learn punjabi,cos i had pakistanii neighbours on the stalls left and right of me
see if they were slagging me off
me paranoid ,give over lol
i never told them tho

anyway back to thread
erm dont sell plants anymore
but i still keep in touch
ive got 3 hanging baskets,which consist of bit of trailing lobelia and ivy alyssum(white) marigolds surfina petunias and a bit of gezzers and fuchs

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also why does pats chat get so many gueststhers 56 on now
dont know any of em?

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ive seen these dickheads from chat scene looking at what is doa,thin etc saying now im n ever movin from pats,if you want me,you better come and find me
now fck off
im not admin on pats

as if faz would allow that
thats more polis and suzes gig.

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yeh theres a rumour kn ocking about cosy is dead,I was reading all the posts in mild amusement
sorry to disappoint you im still here folks
and heres another kick in your teeth for youz,if you try to wind me UP I just get bigger and stronger are you reading this chat scene admin
you think ive forgot about you?

lol as if watch this space

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tinks I see what you are saying,all this online casino/betting bollox
but theres nothing like the buzz about being there “live”
its like somersitting in his armchair( come on yoonited”)
its better being there innit?
im knocking on a bit now tinks(im 52)i dont want to be belting out numbers anymore,ive suffered the heartache and anguish of going to the annual national bingo caller of the year award,4 years on alwayson
the trot
I came 3rd,4th,2nd and 2nd
its always some smug arsed clear clipped voice southerner who wins it
fckn cheatin greasy palms or what?
that clip that sophia put on,where ppl go outside and shout “here you are”,is true,but…….its just shite innit,same as that woman bingo caller in the clip,you dont call that fast in cash bingo,ala mecca,gala etc
that to my trained ear,is the preleminary get your punters money off them as fast as you can,call 50 games a hour before the main event

no I see myself as an ambassador of bingo,bit like pele is to football
if I had my way bingo would be an olympic event
and when it is,I want to be knighted lord cose
the ppls champion,who brought bingo back from the dregs

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were you saying hey dave to me angela?
im not called dave,but I know plenty of people who are
everybody knows a dave
and them who reply “er no i dont know a dave”
are liars.

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dibbers,dabbers,dobbers,schmibbers,schmabbers schmobbers
I dont care what the punters call them,they arent the tools of my trade
no I was more concerned about my safety when finishing my shift
went outside,and there were all sorts of women waiting outside for me milfs,gilfs,gays,trannies the fckn lot,”I used to say look im a bingo caller thats all I am not a rock or film star,just leave me alone,ive got a beef casserole in the slow cooker,and ive got two coronation streets taped,I just want to go home
kinell eh?

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what the problem is,prize bingo ala day trippers on the prom
and cash bingo is a completely different monkey
its like the difference tween rugby league and union
in prize,i can turn up bare chested ,pair of tight shorts and wear flip flops
“come on get your money in your slot luv”
“I will do you any of the 4 corners”
but in cash bingo its different
I have to go suited and booted,ties and shit
fanfares as im going on to the stage,awesome music(which I pick)
listening to women(sometimes men)
“ooh doesnt he scrub up well when he wants to”
ive had knickers thrown at me on the stage ..oh all sorts of invites
but after all,I turn all the women down(and the men) why?
cos im a professional bingo caller
I need to get bingo back to what it was.. a national institution

dont forget when bingo goes bingo stops
keep the faith.

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todays lesson is
IF i wanted to,,but I wont
coud waste yous eejits any time I choose to

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