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she needs to grow up bob,somebody needs to tell her its not all pig tails and pork pies at picnics these days.

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ooh I do luv a good cat fight me it turns me on
but in fairness I do feel I have to side with kenners on this one,shes always been ok with me
whereas oh come on rose just admit it you are a 100% total b!tch
you love your quasi so called power,yer little fckn magic button
just g.o.o.m.f.s to me all you are is a failed milk monitor,the head prefect girl that had no mates
youd be fck all in here if you didn’t have a jc tufty badge,call yourself admin you,youre a fckn disgrace delighting in other users miseries and putting them down for your own amusement
just fck off
rosepetal more like rose west.

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and have you got a dog?

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I wouldnt mind sharing my mixed grill with that mizzy chick
she looks like somebody who lives about 3 streets from me
do you live in blackpool mizzy?

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my youngest son (23) works for nandos hes the system/analyst /accountant for nw england and he is allowed to bring bottle after bottle home of said products,he is still living at his mams,so i always take a few bottles when i go and see my grandson on a wednesday
and every month he treats us to nandos in blackpool nr the winter gardens,hes got a card where he gets 70% off
so the rest of us(apart from the kids)chip in the rest
nandos for free,yippity doo dah

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yep bob nudge nudge wink wink
the hypocrisy on chat 3 stinks
thats why moon ,ruby and i dont use it
our doctors have told us not to

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ah ha look at you lot from 5 years ago
miss wakey me,proper man city fan,emigrated to the states to marry blah
you remember blah

er chat up lines dont know any tbh,women usually chat up me,so ive no use for chat up lines
oh i remember one that was used on me
her,”was your dad a robber”?
me “wtf what do you mean”?
her,well who stole gods eyes and stuck them in you
me,”i dont mean to be rude luv,but im trying to play pool,now fck off im trying to concentrate,might speak to you later,now go and sit down
dismissed”

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got to be a mixed grill for me

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gardeners tip of the day
if you like marigolds,dont put them in borders or tubs,put them in hanging baskets
reason
because cats love the smell and they piss all over them till they die

not the cats,the marigolds.

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oh i see bobbys just a cat,thought you meant a new born baby,well im taking my xxxs back they are to valuable to start wasting on mere cats(see what i did there?)
it could have been worse initially i thought it was a thread about thin ice aka bobby.

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