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ha ha reezo lol ,no couldn’t chat him up,his bf was giving me daggers
he threatened me with a plastic knife and forkmam,what you crying for?
me,all the kids at school keep calling me big head
mam,oh just ignore them they are stupid,anyway young markie cose will you go to the shop and get us 5lb of spuds
me,yeh sure mam have you got a bag
mam no i havent,oh just carry them back in your school cap.day off pete?
I live about 10 doors away from the salvation army building,and they do dinners for a pound,ive known about this for ages,but cos its on my doorstep i dont bother,its like i can see the tower from my gaff,but ive never been up it, but yesterday i went(only cos i fancy one of the volunteer workers) i had a cup of coffee,lentil soup,bread,cottage pie,and walnut cake and custard,not bad for a quid is it?im going again later on,i will tell you what was on the menu later
oh and er what my plan is,is to chat some bird up from here,and invite them to a 3 course meal in blackpool(im paying its on me lol)
and see what they think of that
wish me luck………laters byeeeeee
oh shut up rubes luv ffs,youre seeing things that arent there you drunken sot
1,stop bringing my name into every post you make
2,sober up,sound?
chucks ruby into the canal as the wife beater i am
to get back to thread title
yes ive been cloned and still am to this day even though i havent been in jc for 6 months
oh but nothing comes easy with me,i dont get any auld cloner,i get the illustrious doa as mine
i know all you regs know its not me
but hey ho they do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
keep my name rocking and alive doa thumb up emoji thing.id invite borny and her only
why? cos i dont want any witnesses
id say things like ,er well i would have to shout cos shes a bit mutt and jeff
GLORIA YOU REMIND ME OF MY BIG TOE
SHE SAYS AW IS THAT COS IM SMALL AND CUTE
ME (THROUGH A LOUD HAILER) NO ITS COS I WILL BE BANGING YOU ON THE COFFEE TABLE LATER.right im not advocating drugs i despise them so i wont tell you that magic mushrooms only grow in sept.oct and seeing its been warm weather they are abundant now like just loads for free,if youre unsure what magic mushies look like dont munch the wrong ones ffs you be ill
they are greyish white quite small and have a nipple on the top,looks like the auld coppers helmet
dry them out in the oven dont burn
put a teaspoonful in your coffee or tea,and wait for the result in about 15 mins
next thing you know you be shaking hands with god,and pixies elves and fairies will be your best mates
not that i know like
me mate told me
lol
he said do you go on chat sites cose?
i said not really nohe said you wanna try it its a fckn blast on mushies
i said nah think i will leave it worrabout the next 10 months of the year?
oh easy just preserve them with sugar and put them in the freezer
im like no i wont bother ta
he said why not?
i said cos ive got a 14 month old grandson with 5 peggies and just learned to toddle
and also i have to keep my brain alert as tabby cat(panda and wordsworth have teamed up together and are trying to blast me out on pats chat
they can fck right off
dickheadslol arc soz and no..not yet
