[orson kart]

sorry off topic excuse me,never quite made it to the pub,might go 2nd half
spoiler alert its one all
yeh this president thing,,im not really arsed about it tbh
hang on
2 into 250 million goes….?

[orson kart]

just seen this,i don’t often venture up here
just off to watch the celtic v the gods match in the pub.

[orson kart]

what I don’t understand a country of about 250 million ppl
how come theres only 2 candidates?

[orson kart]

hmm I was going to say to saint (butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth) skep
good post,but seeing you’ve basically reiterated my post,I wont bother.
talk about plagiarism,jeebus
on saying that skep,sorry to here you’ve not been very well,so gws
we would miss you if you weren’t here,so even if you are the victor meldrew of this site
keep on trucking
older regs will know ,weve lost many members on both sites r.i,p
sad… but the show must go on
so lets keep the humour the banter,the pseudo insults,the debates raging.

[orson kart]

not for the first time,and I doubt it will be the last,I got a thread title wrong,(im thinking of hiring a proof reader,yes im aware of the job discrimination law,but
applicant must be female
fit
warm and accommodating
and a good cook.
yep just checked…cook
of course I meant rooms v boards
but luckily you all understood me (for once)
myself im a weirdy beardy boardie,,chats ok but theres too many ppl butting in with their hi”s this and their byes that
also im whats known in the typing trade as a one finger dobber,albeit it has been said ive got one of the fastest fingers in the west.
so being on boards suits me fine I know moreorless who im chatting to,instead of absurd made up names,so ive got all the time in the world to type (even tho I still get it wrong sometimes.

[orson kart]

I attended the same school as martin,but he is 2 years older than me,and when he was head prefect he once gave me a 100 lines

whilst I was in the merchant navy,one trip my head wobbled a bit and I ended up in a Japanese asylum in kobe

I was once married to thin ice, but it all ended in tears when he found out that it was me who shot his horse.

[orson kart]

oh and god forbid anybody answers why?

[orson kart]

my next door neighbour accused me of stealing her nickers off her washing line
she came right at me pointing fingers and that
i nearly shat her pants

[orson kart]

and they slag essex off ange,seems to me herts needs a good eejit shakedown.

[orson kart]

soz marts me spacebar was playing me up
but its alright now
cheers
how are you anyway are you alright?

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