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as you probably know I used to be in the merchant navy(to paraphrase billy joel for the longest time)
language can sometimes get lost in translation victor
and yeh for all you Spanish speakers out there
I once ordered my then time gf ISA,a rumpa de coola,but I really meant cuba libre
she slapped my face
nb IM fluent in espanol now,and my cheeks have stopped stinging.

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ive also give a very slight sort of chuckle at ol mans skeps pathetic attempt at trying to do a “funny”
is this my thread yeh?
oh me golden rule,never swear on youre own thread
but I sort of chortled for about a second
skep thinking he was going to get a sh%g

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double grins reezer
my sometimes once a month gf is called reezer
well shes actually called rio, but I just say it to wind her up

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ps sums what workmates? dint realize you had a job
don’t be going all pete on me.

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lol id hate that.

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ta arcy babes xx
but will you stop putting pics of me dad on

lol x

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ps I don’t do links so I cant see them or summsies
to many Trojans knocking about
I like the piccy song things
id love to see mungo jerry
no hang on id really like to see my dad(peter no one) only kidding pops no one
sing something is happening ,(you know when he pretended to be a hermit)
I was sitting on my dads knee one day,i was about sixish or summat,and he started strumming these absurd 3 chord nonsense
oim henry the 8th I am
dad,”what you think about this son”?
me,”am I allowed to swear dad?
papa no one,”er ok but not in front of yer mam”
me “ok its %%%%%% %%%%”
so I said try this one pops
so I wrote sunshine girl,now my bugbear is on my threads I never swear that’s what all the %% are all about
so if I may put it like this,i never got no %%%%%% royalties cos the %%%%%% %%% %%%%%% off to america

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got any spares arc?

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IDIOT,try pixels
good job im here,or otherwise
youd have ended up in the dreaded 0 reply bin,

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