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erm lol
tell you what no way would I shook hands with that gorilla who escaped from London zoo the other day
and catergorically absolutely no way would I shake hands with one of those killer clowns
hit them over the head with a shovel yes,,,,shake hands and exchange pleasantries..no
id say “now get home you clown”

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1,I NEVER said pete was pb
2,i once came runner up in the bingo caller of the year awards in 1998
3,i can throw a traffic cone 150 yards …….one handed,

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any women on here ever had toilet paper stuck on your high heels I know somebody who did
“she screamed at me ,why dint you tell me that I had bog roll on my %%%%%%%
you %%%%%% %%%%
I said “I was going to you cheeky impertinent cheeky insidious foul mouthed b!tch
” just wanted finish off me chips and gravy”

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SHR. wrote:

sceptical guy wrote:

so the Little White Rat thinks I’m a racist???

Bye again.

sheesh the number of times this rodent has said he’s had enough, yet like shyte on a blanket he just never goes away. how do you know its a he?

You don’t intimidate me little man. You boss these boards like you own the place. You don’t. You are an ignorant little pig who tries to bully anyone who gets in your way. It really is hard to believe you are a 63 year old man, you type like an aggressive hormonal teenager.

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last spoke her when marty sent everybody a post to tell us he was changing his site
people that haven’t been here for years were going wtf whos this?
and I know this for a fact
cos rio rang me and said why is that %%%% pming me
but mrs t with her tactile,some may say gentile approach
“have I said something wrong to sir francis chicester”
im like just iggy him teaser,hes just trying to make a few dollars
mithering us all
mrs t,” well he scared the wits out of me cose,going on ive got this ive got that
me,yeh I know,,,,,,,,,,anyway gotta go

bye

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right first of all we all loved mrs t,not saying her name but begins withJ same as the bloke who drove her off ,, again no names,but its a user whos name starts in j
really sinister things he said,rio and I were going up to the naked café in settle yorks, to have a cup of tea,sorry its not a naked café,its called the naked man café,,ive no idea why?
but mrs t wasn’t able to attend due to certain threats
“if you meet him”

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he said..she said..my dads bigger than yours
you just gotta laugh haven’t you?
that’s why we all go on sites
we are all weirdy boardies
lotsoffuckinlaughs,

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love them beatnik mid 60s songs arc,bit too young at the time to appreciate them,but yeh billy j Kramer and the Dakotas,dave clark 4 etc,still have a listen to them once in a while
my favourite on at the moment is the dave clark 4 is cos im a Manchester city fan is glad all over weve changed it to guardiola

ps throws a coconut who spotted my faux pas
course I know its the dave clark 6

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lol laine good story,but its sorry hang on,its I haven’t sussed out the quote method yet
its martin I wanted a word with
so my question to lord snooty is
yeh we all know you’ve got a yacht martin,paid by your loyal members with yer I will cut the ads scam
I would pay a fiver a year, but fck me sideways and call me tiffany if I pay you a fiver a month……get stretched.
oh yeh me question
does your yacht really fly?

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I thought she meant rum and cola
not can you give her one up the erm
twitter,

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