orson kart

easiest vote ever that

ps wheres your poem about him, mines done.

;eyes;:

best I could do k,but the thoughts there hope you appreciate the humour

course I will contribute xx xx

well that’s probably because you are…come on mate not being funny with you but youre exactly the brightest bulb in the hallway are you?
you never seem to make sense to me
how old are you?

its a bit intricate tbh babs man
best way to explain it to you is,i just grab a load of chords,sort of shake them in my palms then chuck em in the air and whatever lands and I catch
I just play that

the music isn’t that important to me…well it is but
my lyrics are more important to me,because I can get my words across to people,who I want to…[Read more]

lol sairs

part 2

well im gonna kill em all,im the man to do it
I was gonna rob a bank,but I went and blew it
cos when I got there the police already knew it
down to touts,yeh down to touts
well im gonna break myself a nose
you gotta break a nose sometimes

in fact im gonna grab myself a grass
and stick bottles up his _ass
im gonna get me a nark
and bury…[Read more]

c with a bit of d and e minor

bet you were the kid in the playground hugs who always got battered
and your satchel thrown in a puddle

for snitching,

and phil the curtain twitcher strikes again
is there anything you don’t miss or report back to ghq?
you remind me of that paul whitehouse sketch where he skits Michael caine

im a nosy neighbour.

just checking scores hang on im in pain

tonight ive got toothache

ok
1,well its none other than wannabbe guide ram
2,oh its mr head boy of the school for 3 years running(he kept going back for more floggings the boy with the sidesplitting hilarious name ariston
3 yeh her who cows down to the jc massif.

shakes head how old are youse.

no I don’t eks no me and you have chatted for eons and always got on,but you know what and who im referring to
don’t play the wide eyed innocent lamb with me bubba..