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@sceptical guy wrote:
@irish_lucy wrote:
cant see the pic Rogue
Of course you can video it Trapper but i want royaltys.
O’Malley even if i win the lotto, im still not paying ya, i still rather sleep with you (no matter whos watching/video :wink:)
you trying to drop a subtle hint or am I missing something? :?
Scep, I’m right with ya. It did seem there was some hidden meaning in Lucy’s writings, so I hired renowned cryptologist Igor Adoozy who seems to think Lucy is really saying she’d like her and I to have ‘sexual relations’ – with or without an audience – regardless of her financial standing.
Yeah I know. Shocked me too.
@irish_lucy wrote:
O’Malley even if i win the lotto, im still not paying ya, i still rather sleep with you (no matter whos watching/video :wink:)
Ahh Lucy (or should I use my little pet name for you – ‘Instant Ego Boost’?), if you won the lottery, you wouldn’t have to pay me anyway, just marry me with no pre-nup :)
@rogue trader wrote:
I can do 16 hours a week mal
as long as it doesn’t affect my dole
ty for the opportunity
I know its a short c,v,but hey I wont let you down.Ahh see.. my fault.. I should’ve mentioned I was looking for a female assistant. I know that kinda thinking is generally frowned upon these days, but hey, I’m a cat.. what are they gonna do to me??
Don’t answer that.
@brighteyes_f wrote:
would just to inform chatters that there is a meet in newcastle on the 3rd / 4th oct most welcome if they behave hahha :lol: :lol:
This behaving thing – that’s set in stone is it? :(
@amelia wrote:
Dear Mr Arbi-dodah…
Thank you for providing the boards with a “dispute resolution” thread. May I congratulate you on astute realisation that this facility was lacking.
If I may, I feel you may have missed a few categories. I’ve taken the liberty to outline these below.
Men who think they’re women but are in fact 12 and not really men at all – V – Women who think they’re women but are in fact a little bit skanky and really shouldn’t be allowed to breed. (this is a popular category from what I’ve seen)
Men who are a bit verbose and pretentious – V – Women with a decent lexicography
Lovely people (i.e. me..natch) – V – other lovely people (there must be some – somewhere)
Obviously, as senior Arbi-dodah, your decision on how to resolve these disputes will be just and fair and I look forward to reading your report on how these will be integrated into daily use.
With kindest regards
Amelia
Dear Amelia,
Thank you for your suggestions.
Whilst my existing system may appear a little simplistic, I would argue that therein lies its beauty (i.e. the whole process requires very little effort on my part). That said, I do recognise there may be situations which require at least some thought – and with this in mind, I have decided to appoint an assistant.
Applications are now invited for the post of ‘Assistant to the Chief JC Arbitrator (Alternative Dispute Resolution Division)’.
This is an excellent opportunity for those who have nothing better to do. The long term goals are exactly the same as the short term goals and there is absolutely no prospect of career progression. The successful candidate will have honed their interpersonal skills over at least 15 minutes in JC and be able to provide historical evidence of their ability to hit the ground crawling and to go the extra millimetre.
Your Sincerely
OMalley
Chief JC Thingymawotsit@trapper wrote:
@omalleythealleycat wrote:
can i just sleep with you instead as i have no money for bribes.
Young lady!! What do you take me for????! Of course you can.
Can I video it
Hmm.. I guess if we charged for the privilege, it would mean Lucy may be able to afford future bribes.
So no then.
@rogue trader wrote:
are we allowed to use traffic cones mal because if we are deal me in ive got hundreds of em.
Well… as a male.. the whole bribery thing ain’t open to you I’m afraid Rogue. But you could melt them all down and….
@kent f OBE wrote:
@omalleythealleycat wrote:
Female v Female
Decision taken upon review of submissions (photographs, videos and declarations of undying love for the Chief all admissible and actively encouraged. Bribes via PayPal or payment in kind also considered).I thank you.
OMalleyIf I wasn’t so shy I would do all of those :oops:
Well I could always enroll you on my “Overcoming Shyness” course, but you’d have to be willing to live with me for a month – and face the likelihood of bans from all major supermarkets, local parks and British Airways…
can i just sleep with you instead as i have no money for bribes.
Young lady!! What do you take me for????! Of course you can.
