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@kate Clean Chat Only wrote:
Omalley says he agrees with my post but is too shy to say it lol. So there you go Omalley I did what you asked and posted for you, because I am nice
I said post something for me cos I couldn’t be bothered (my laziness is well documented) – not cos I’m shy lol. (I seem to remember saying “Just start with ‘OMalley says’ then make something up”).
@kate Clean Chat Only wrote:
Omalley has just said no one will beleive that he is shy because he used to be a bad cat. But I know he is just a big fluffy little furry cat cat.
Ya know, that cat does look a bit like me – but I don’t remember ever having moved that quickly!
@rogue trader wrote:
whaaaaat,im not jealouwell er I am a bit I wanted to win,ive bought a dual snorkel for me and mal.
That’s gonna have to be one biigggg dual snorkel.. what with you in Blackpool and me in Bermuda…
“Well may i suggest that you get your sexy fundamental orifice over to Dublin, we can do the Game Of Thrones Tour – Dublin to Winterfel”
“Then head to the nearest pub for a few bevies and of course 3 eggs and a ‘tatie’, afterwards back to a hotel where you can “take me” any which way you can”
See.. this is exactly the kind of thing I was looking for… just without the tour.. and the pub… and the eggs/tatie :D
“Well do i get the holiday – A two-week, all expenses paid holiday to Bermuda”
Well, I did say the prize was ‘A two-week, all expenses paid holiday to Bermuda OR a “Congratulations” from me… the choice is mine” – so… Congratulations! :D
@nicey wrote:
This is mooosey’s wound … definitely NOT her gash …
Bleedin’ ‘ell! That looks baaadd (is there a prize for stating the obvious?).
Ya know people see Jesus on a slice of toast etc… is it just me, or can anybody else see a duck’s face in there? It’s wearing a wig. :D
@rogue trader wrote:
hey hiyas youse lot,dont be worrying about me,im getting married in april,just going through the pre -nups now
*Stops worrying*
Seriously, congratulations. I wish you and your lady (whoever that may be) all the best.
@sceptical guy wrote:
@omalleythealleycat wrote:
Now.. where did I put my jacket.. ya knowwww… the white, sleeveless one that fastens at the back…?
you didn’t put it anywhere
but there are a couple of men holding it standing right behind you. :)
and they are being directed by Cosy :shock:
Phew Scep.. for a second there I thought I had something to worry about! Then it dawned on me – there are two humans behind me -you’ve warned me of their approach – and I’m a cat. This is one race I feel sure I can win :)
Besides which, I was taught by The Great Houdini himself. Admittedly, that was how to tie shoe laces when you have no opposable digits, but there have to be some transferable skills in there somewhere.. there always are if you listen to my HR people.
@rogue trader wrote:
ive put on,in fact mal is the first pic on I put in just chat news today,ive even put an omalley thread on,but I didn’t know it was serious,i thougt it was just a laugh (I don’t do serious on boards etc),but now its getting like schooldays,you know when kids write on chalk on the walls kaz luvs smiffy 4 ever etc
I once saw carved on a tree alice luvs cosy
I was that angry I chopped the tree down
muttering alice who the
yknow the rest.A little difficult to decipher, but if you’re saying you were just having a laugh, then you need to learn what’s funny and what’s not. I’m always up for a bit of banter, but calling me a d**khead, telling me my chatting days are numbered and that you’re gonna hack my PC – well that ain’t banter, it’s just deluded rambling.
So I met shoite (as we OMalley’s like to say) with shoite , hence:
“That said, I forgive you for your outburst Rogue/Cosy. It can’t be easy for you being bested by me in every conceivable way. I understand why your feathers become ruffled so – and why you lash out as you do. But I’d suggest you refrain from these public displays of jealousy. Such behaviour makes you appear even more of a fool than we already know you are – and whilst I agree that in itself could be viewed as a considerable achievement, all it really does is leave you floundering even further adrift, bobbing around in the very tail-end of my wake”.
Which was all a load of crap, cos I just don’t think that way. What I did think though, is that it might do you good to read it.@frankly_frank wrote:
I hope O’malley can see how much Amelia wants him :lol:
And people said I’d never master hypnosis :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZY8jUuEzJQ
@Bemused Bystander wrote:
Sad, sad, sad.
I couldn’t agree more. It is sad that he feels the need to do such things.
@rogue trader wrote:
when you say any further questions,do you mean about anything in life if so,why don’t you start an agony aunt kinda thing
dear host
my girlfriends nicked my telly,i cant get it back because I have a restraining order not go go within a mile
idont mind that as such
but she keeps ringing me up taunting me putting the telly on full blast to wind me up
I know like you say ,simps change your number
but I cant,i wont ever have contact with her again,she might think ive gone off heraah and theres the rub on and on and on
sorry anyway what do you reckon dear Deirdre.
I have some advice for you Rogue/Cosy. You need to find something to take your mind off your problems. Why not try hacking my computer so you can ‘stop me chatting’ (as per your threat in chat).
Note to everyone – in light of Rogue’s endeavours to stop me chatting, it could be that I’m not going to be around. After all, there’s little point coming in if I can’t type for laughing :P
That said, I forgive you for your outburst Rogue/Cosy. It can’t be easy for you being bested by me in every conceivable way. I understand why your feathers become ruffled so – and why you lash out as you do. But I’d suggest you refrain from these public displays of jealousy. Such behaviour makes you appear even more of a fool than we already know you are – and whilst I agree that in itself could be viewed as a considerable achievement, all it really does is leave you floundering even further adrift, bobbing around in the very tail-end of my wake.
