OMalleyTheAlleyCat

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

you forgot well hung :wink:

Or… maybe I didn’t forget and am just supremely confident that there won’t be any competition in that department.
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:P :P

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

No, ya right, I just forgot

:(

@kent f OBE wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Awww… Cosy gets his own song! I want mi own song!

(me singing it to you of course) :wink:

Awww Kenty! Thank you, you sweet talker (singer)! I thought it was gonna be something like “How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away” – so I’m dead chuffed now! :D xxxx

@Trapper wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

can i just sleep with you instead as i have no money for bribes.

Young lady!! What do you take me for????! Of course you can.

Can I video it

Hmm.. I guess if we charged for the privilege, it would mean Lucy may be able to afford future bribes.

So no then.

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Female v Female
Decision taken upon review of submissions (photographs, videos and declarations of undying love for the Chief all admissible and actively encouraged. Bribes via PayPal or payment in kind also considered).

I thank you.
OMalley

can i just sleep with you instead as i have no money for bribes.

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Waiting patiently here for “Best Alleycat Who Left JC Chat of the Year Award”.

I’ve already been Alleycat of the month for September on a Stabilo Pencils calendar (99p from W H Smith) so I have high hopes.

Miss you Malley :(

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Ok.. am outa here.. chat & boards.

I’ll let those who wanted it have my email addy over the next week or two. Thanks for all the well wishes. Be happy.

Bye all

Anyone can get it, its on your profile have a good life away from JC

Until next week x

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Waiting patiently here for “Best Alleycat Who Left JC Chat of the Year Award”.

I’ve already been Alleycat of the month for September on a Stabilo Pencils calendar (99p from W H Smith) so I have high hopes.

lol Omalley. it’s only a question of time.

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

the JC ladies can be seen dancing at about 1.50

On watching the video, 1 min 50 sec in, did I:

a) lol
b) pmsl
c) rofl
d) lmao
e) roflmao

Only winners here – as I did all five.

all five??? in only 8 seconds???

Jeez! you must have been rolling round…

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@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Thanks to all who contributed :) I needed some ideas for a web-based questionnaire I was asked to cobble together – and this has helped a lot.

Thanks again
Dan

Alley cat, next time you want work done for you, could you say at the start rather than at the end? That way we know what we’re doing. T’ank oo

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

I’m allergic to cats

Awww Su :(

Ya can’t say that with complete certainty. You can only say you’re allergic to those cat’s you’ve come into contact with. I see two possible courses of action:

1) Come into contact with me, then re-evaluate :D

2) Come into contact with me, then re-evaluate :D

It’s important, I think,…

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@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

To my mind, there are three distinct categories of, for want of a better phrase, destructive chatters.

The Abusers
Those who have an overwhelming desire to be ‘known’ – but possess none of the attributes required to achieve this by conventional means. It can be very effective. There are several chatters I’ve never…

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@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Thanks for the welcome Chess! xxx Ty Thistle (and yeah… I just had to come see what all the fuss was about lol!).

Ketts… ty xxx (is salivatate another word for throw-up?) lol

Amelia… the reason I got a welcome and you didn’t… is that I pre-paid! (The backup plan was to make up new names and welcome miself)…

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