OMalleyTheAlleyCat

tart!

*fishes out “those” papers *

Someone mention fish? :D

In the words of Al Wilson, “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in” :D

I’m having an identity crisis now, I dunno if I’m an alleycat or a snake :(

Will ya sing *that* song to me too.. in the style of Tammy Wynette?

Hang onnnn a minute! I only said “into contact”..…[Read more]

I’m allergic to cats

Awww Su :(

Ya can’t say that with complete certainty. You can only say you’re allergic to those cat’s you’ve come into contact with. I see two possible courses of action:

1) Come into contact with me, then re-evaluate :D

2) Come into contact with me, then re-evaluate :D

It’s important, I think, to always have choices.

Awww nice to see you on here again O’Malley ya scraggy cat xx

Your wit and humour will liven things up as only a cat like you could do !!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Awww ty LL! xxx I feel under so much pressure now tho.. *desperately searches for whoopee cushion – and invites you to smell my flower* :D

Jadey! Ty! xx *jumps on up* This has gotta be the longest welcome in history… what’s the date of the first post again? 2008! I’m gonna phone that McWhirter bloke…

Good addition to the list (your Tornadoes) JenJen :)

Ty minim for your comments – good additions too :)

Just want to remind other readers that my post was predominantly about ‘destructive’ chatters. Fortunately, I believe the good ‘uns still outnumber the bad ‘uns. It’s just a shame that the bad ‘uns get so much ‘press’. I know the natural…[Read more]

For the sake of clarity, I would like to point out I’m not actually a cat. There, I’ve said it. Oh the relief.

Casserole – “to be done slowly for 4 hours”

I’d go casserole every time

Hiya Penny… and thank you for the welcome!! :D

I’m just wondering if I should mention that on crashing through the window and landing on the floor, I immediately adopt a super-hero type pose, hands (paws) on hips, chest pushed out… maybe not.. we don’t want any swooning… :D

To my mind, there are three distinct categories of, for want of a better phrase, destructive chatters.

The Abusers
Those who have an overwhelming desire to be ‘known’ – but possess none of the attributes required to achieve this by conventional means. It can be very effective. There are several chatters I’ve never actually seen in chat – but I…[Read more]

Poli..ya do look after me, it’s true! I particularly enjoy those sbk’s ) xxxx

Tinks – thankya for the welcome back xxx (can’t stop staring into those eyes!)

Anc – hiya! Still lovin’ those mwa mwa’s xxx

Eve – it’s been here aaages but ty xxx (and.. maybe.. still thinking about it)

and Su, I don’t use catflaps! I come through the window..…[Read more]

Thankya kindly Mrs Teapot! :D It may be just a fleeting visit (Poli coerced me with promises of tickles and fish). I may just lurk in the shadows until something catches my eye (and they say this place ain’t like real life eh?)

@(f)politics? wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Surely No.1 should be “Stroke the Cat (males are exempt)”

4 years and you find your way back here and are now on post 5 :lol:
That deserves an extra special stroke :wink: xx

Just trying to think what I musta done to deserve all the other extra special stokes :wink:

Surely No.1 should be “Stroke the Cat (males are exempt)”

Oh yeah… and why are there guys in my welcome thread??? Bugga off!! lol

Thanks for the welcome Mrs Gooner :) Is it true what I’ve heard.. that if I wanna do anythin bad in here.. I have to get your permission first? And if so.. do ya have a list of allowed stuff?

Cathhh.. you know what I meantttt (obviously.. by your reply lol!)

Amelia… I dunno what to do now.. I was gonna come pick you up… but you’d just…[Read more]

Thanks for the welcome Chess! xxx Ty Thistle (and yeah… I just had to come see what all the fuss was about lol!).

Ketts… ty xxx (is salivatate another word for throw-up?) lol

Amelia… the reason I got a welcome and you didn’t… is that I pre-paid! (The backup plan was to make up new names and welcome miself) lol Oh.. and it’s SILVER……[Read more]

Aww Claire.. thank you for the welcome hunni!! Not sure bout the pic postin tho.. ya know how shy I am :D