OMalleyTheAlleyCat

Ok.. am outa here.. chat & boards.

I’ll let those who wanted it have my email addy over the next week or two. Thanks for all the well wishes. Be happy.

Bye all

Waiting patiently here for “Best Alleycat Who Left JC Chat of the Year Award”.

I’ve already been Alleycat of the month for September on a Stabilo Pencils calendar (99p from W H Smith) so I have high hopes.

@kent f OBE wrote:

Can someone confirm if Malley is leaving or not please, with a breakdown of no go areas. :lol:

I misread that initially, I thought you were saying you were having a breakdown cos I was leaving!

@sceptical guy wrote:

I can confirm he’s tryng to leave….

but he’s finding it kinda hard…

to leave, that is

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@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

the JC ladies can be seen dancing at about 1.50

On watching the video, 1 min 50 sec in, did I:

a) lol
b) pmsl
c) rofl
d) lmao
e) roflmao

Only winners here – as I did all five.

all five??? in only 8 seconds???

Jeez! you must have been rolling round…

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@rusty trawler wrote:

Browny points awarded for the random mentioning of Trumpton.

Top man!

Cheers Rusty! I agonised over using Trumpton or Camberwick Green for what I’m sure was an unhealthy amount of time, before finally doing the right thing.

Similar brownie points right back atcha for random mentioning of a men’s clothing store.

Keep on trawlering!

@(f)politics? wrote:

*Wipes a tear and waves my hanky*
Leave chat,its a nightmare in there most the time :lol: but posting on boards that different you haven’t done a board farewell so its ok to stay here :D xx

Coulda used a clean hanky fgs!!

Now.. about your suggestion. The thing is, I can’t remember if I specified what I was actually…[Read more]

@sceptical guy wrote:

well, Mr O’Malley, I never spoke to you…you were never up my alley, not to my knowledge anyway..

but ever since you said goodbye I feel I know you lol

so bye or decide not to go… up to you

good video to mark the event, or non-event

the JC ladies can be seen dancing at about…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I preferred HeezaTramp, he lent me his crayons and didn’t mind when I coloured the grass purple… :wink:

Ahh he wasn’t a bad old pup I suppose. Don’t say anything.. but I always thought he was a bit flirty with the ladies ya know. He always struck me as a bit of a.. what’s the word…

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@jen_jen wrote:

I preferred HeezaTramp, he lent me his crayons and didn’t mind when I coloured the grass purple… :wink:

Ahh he wasn’t a bad old pup I suppose. Don’t say anything.. but I always thought he was a bit flirty with the ladies ya know. He always struck me as a bit of a.. what’s the word now…

Happy Birthday! Hope ya have a lovely day!

@kent f OBE wrote:

I like the fact you have left Malley…you’ve never posted so much :wink:

Ahh so true! I would’ve posted more in the past, but I preferred the throwaway immediacy of chat over the more permanent nature of the boards. Or I’m just lazy. You decide :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

I’m gonna miss stroking ya :lol:

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@rogue trader wrote:

yer not a bad lad for a scouser malley
p.s sorry about the pic mate
i was just trying to convey the feelings women have about you leaving
pps whos that bird?,second left as we look at it
im sure ive seen her before?
not mentioning any names like :D

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@boojangle wrote:

All the best in whatever it is that will keep you out of here Fleabag x

Aww thanks boodles!! As for what’s gonna keep mi out of here… well.. I donated mi body to science but didn’t read the small print.. I just assssuuummed they’d wait til I was dead

All the best to you too hunni xxx

Doing it the lazy way (which I do like occasionally)…

WUD – loved it!

Lucy – Aww thank you hunni! Ya do know that to be one of the nicest males in JC, I only need to be able to tie my own shoe laces and not want to sleep with a hand puppet :D (just kidding blokes… ‘onest). If I ever bump into Cheryl, I’ll put a word in for ya.

Tinks -…[Read more]

(3) If you are going to pretend to be in a foreign country, at least make sure your IP is not traceable or cannot be found out. Again, this is where Katie went wrong and lied saying she was in America, when really she was in the UK somewhere. We all know this because somebody in admin on another site confirmed her IP was based in the UK and not…

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Alley cat, next time you want work done for you, could you say at the start rather than at the end? That way we know what we’re doing. T’ank oo

You can be assured I have just as much work to do now as I had before I asked – my intention was not to lighten my workload. I was asked to do a job, the subject matter of which piqued my curiosity,…[Read more]

Thanks to all who contributed :) I needed some ideas for a web-based questionnaire I was asked to cobble together – and this has helped a lot.

Thanks again
Dan

the derivation is from Port Out Starboard Home – someone who could afford to pay for a cabin on the cooler side of the ship

Thanks J. I knew the etymology, I’m just curious as to what it means to people today when they hear or use the word ‘posh’ to describe someone.

What image does it conjure up for you? To your mind, what makes a person…[Read more]

♪ D.I.V.O.R.C.E ♪

Voice of an angel! Now I need to assess your dancing skills. “You Can Leave Your Hat On” in the style of Kim Basinger please :D

Carefull now O’Malley ……….. Hell has no fury and all that

I’m always careful.. that’s why ya don’t see any little Omalleys running around :)

Oooooh, you’re right. Contact with you doesn’t…

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Happy birthday Jadeyyyy xxxxxxxxx