OMalleyTheAlleyCat

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

at least you posted the one with the knickers :wink:

Just can’t shake the feeling that I’ve missed out somewhere along the line…

@kent f OBE wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

are you doing this to wind me up kenty?
ive said theres already a music thread
and your not even doing it right,never show your rd,,,you tube links so 1990s
I wont ever participate on this thread,till I see oh that’s whats playing
like this one,or no don’t like that
don’t have me pressing red links what am I…

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@sceptical guy wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

cant see the pic Rogue

Of course you can video it Trapper but i want royaltys.

O’Malley even if i win the lotto, im still not paying ya, i still rather sleep with you (no matter whos watching/video :wink:)

you trying to drop a subtle hint or am I missing something? :?

Scep, I’m right with ya. It did…[Read more]

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

O’Malley even if i win the lotto, im still not paying ya, i still rather sleep with you (no matter whos watching/video :wink:)

Ahh Lucy (or should I use my little pet name for you – ‘Instant Ego Boost’?), if you won the lottery, you wouldn’t have to pay me anyway, just marry me with no pre-nup :)

@rogue trader wrote:

I can do 16 hours a week mal
as long as it doesn’t affect my dole
ty for the opportunity
I know its a short c,v,but hey I wont let you down.

Ahh see.. my fault.. I should’ve mentioned I was looking for a female assistant. I know that kinda thinking is generally frowned upon these days, but hey, I’m a cat.. what are they…[Read more]

@brighteyes_f wrote:

would just to inform chatters that there is a meet in newcastle on the 3rd / 4th oct most welcome if they behave hahha :lol: :lol:

This behaving thing – that’s set in stone is it? :(

@Amelia wrote:

Dear Mr Arbi-dodah…

Thank you for providing the boards with a “dispute resolution” thread. May I congratulate you on astute realisation that this facility was lacking.

If I may, I feel you may have missed a few categories. I’ve taken the liberty to outline these below.

Men who think they’re women but are in fact 12 and not…

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@Trapper wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

can i just sleep with you instead as i have no money for bribes.

Young lady!! What do you take me for????! Of course you can.

Can I video it

Hmm.. I guess if we charged for the privilege, it would mean Lucy may be able to afford future bribes.

So no then.

@rogue trader wrote:

are we allowed to use traffic cones mal because if we are deal me in ive got hundreds of em.

Well… as a male.. the whole bribery thing ain’t open to you I’m afraid Rogue. But you could melt them all down and….

@kent f OBE wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Female v Female
Decision taken upon review of submissions (photographs, videos and declarations of undying love for the Chief all admissible and actively encouraged. Bribes via PayPal or payment in kind also considered).

I thank you.
OMalley

If I wasn’t so shy I would do all of those :oops:

Well I…[Read more]

can i just sleep with you instead as i have no money for bribes.

Young lady!! What do you take me for????! Of course you can.

Cos it’s Sierra innit *melts*

There we have it, Laine, Annette and anyone else:

ITS ALL O’MALLEY FAULT Laughing

Good to see ya back Alley x

Why thankya kind Lucy xx :D

Yep.. I’m more than happy to take the blame for all of it. Now the rest of ya kiss n make up… or just kiss.. it’s hard to argue whilst yer kissin :D

For any beautiful women involved, there’s another…[Read more]

Ya know, for people who clearly don’t like each other much, some of ya sure spend a lotta time typing at each other.

Surely, the only opinions that should matter to you, are those held by the people that matter to you? If Harold Shipman had ever called my bedside manner into question, I wouldn’t have lost any sleep over it (I much prefer to…[Read more]

@Daisydot f wrote:

Wonders how long this payment plan is! :P

Let’s see.. it’s now Dec… *mumble mumble* so, 12 multiplied by *mumble mumble* and then take off the *mumble mumble* and multiply by *mumble mumble*, plus tax at *mumble mumble*.. that’ll be…..

*taps calculator one last time with a triumphant flourish*

… a lifetime! :D

@rusty trawler wrote:

Disassembles bits and pieces from obsolete old computers, like the vic 20, zx81 and Amstrad PCW2000, fashions a funny looking altar with the old motherboards, genuflects in praise to Omalley the cybergeek god.

Good work, bud.

Cheers Rusty! Ahh the Commodore VIC 20 – any font you want.. as long as each character is a foot…[Read more]

You”re all welcome, but please.. don’t thank me.. just send me money :D Apart from you Daisy, I’ve arranged special payment terms for you! :P

The most important thing to bear in mind is -if you have access to a file, then in most cases, so does the virus. As far as I’m aware, at the moment, CrytoLocker only accesses things that have been…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Yours is fine Scep, but I need another sample from Kenty.

Damn!! I’m too late to be sampled

Ooh… only just caught this one! Just finished replying to msgs. Give it here.. I’ll rush it through, seeing as it’s you. I’ll get the results to you via post, email or grapevine.

Take care
xxx

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Ok.. am outa here.. chat & boards.

I’ll let those who wanted it have my email addy over the next week or two. Thanks for all the well wishes. Be happy.

Bye all

Anyone can get it, its on your profile have a good life away from JC

Until next week x

I meant my new addy Lucy, I’m scrapping the OMalley…[Read more]