OMalleyTheAlleyCat

@balloons wrote:

Wouldn’t bother trying to explain :lol:

Now ya tell me!
:lol:

@coathanger wrote:

Agree entirely Malley in theory. Kenty can post on anything she wishes to, as can I. However, Ive written enough stories over the years on here that surely anyone will know whether they are going to enjoy them or not and can make a rational decision not to bother reading them ?

I maybe wrong (there’s a first time for everything!)…[Read more]

@coathanger wrote:

Its my perogative to head them under any name i choose to.!

Is it not Kenty’s prerogative then to comment on what, it appears, she considers a cowardly practise.

@coathanger wrote:

If you don’t like them, or think I’m being unfair don’t read them. Simples !

.. could easily be turned back on you – “If you don’t like some of the…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

Good post Malley…..did I tell you, you look gorgeous today? :lol:

Doesn’t matter if you told me – tell me again.. I can never hear that enough!! :P I do tend to look my best in type though, whilst your pic matches your general loveliness :)

I’ll tell you what I’m taking from all this. Call me perceptive, but it seems some people don’t like some other people. It’s come as quite a shock.

I’m reminded of a childhood friend who, around the age of 8, reeled off a list of other neighbourhood kids he disliked. His mother pulled him on it:

“Anthony, it’s unrealistic to think everybody…[Read more]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRhjWdr-LAA

@rogue trader wrote:

hey omalley fancy a picture contest?

Sure. I’ll take a picture. You have as many guesses as you like as to the subject matter of said pic. If a guess is greeted by complete silence on my part, take that to mean your guess was incorrect. Closing date for entries is a Wednesday a couple of years from now.

@kent f OBE wrote:

You silly tart… :lol:

Aww, I’m only a bit silly :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

…personally I think it is nice to put a face to a name….I often imagine the chatters totally different to how they actually are….just saying….nothing negative about that its just we all have a perception of others and in our minds eye we imagine what they look like

I did think about posting my pic, but then decided…[Read more]

@sceptical guy wrote:

for once, a long post was worth reading, Mr Alley-Cat.

Why thank you kind scep!

@sceptical guy wrote:

But what you’re saying is what’s wrong wiht people, not what’s wrong wiht the boards.

But what’s wrong with the boards in my opinion is some of the people that frequent them – exhibiting behaviour that deters others from…[Read more]

I think the problem with the boards (and chat for that matter) comes down to one of two things (or both):

Lack of respect from certain contributors – most apparent in feeble attempts to ‘shock’.

Intentional provocation – unfortunately regarded by some as a form of entertainment.

In both cases, the perpetrators are usually compensating for…[Read more]

@Kate Clean Chat Only wrote:

Omalley says he agrees with my post but is too shy to say it lol. So there you go Omalley I did what you asked and posted for you, because I am nice

I said post something for me cos I couldn’t be bothered (my laziness is well documented) – not cos I’m shy lol. (I seem to remember saying “Just start with ‘OMalley says’…[Read more]

@rogue trader wrote:

whaaaaat,im not jealouwell er I am a bit I wanted to win,ive bought a dual snorkel for me and mal.

That’s gonna have to be one biigggg dual snorkel.. what with you in Blackpool and me in Bermuda…

“Well may i suggest that you get your sexy fundamental orifice over to Dublin, we can do the Game Of Thrones Tour – Dublin to Winterfel”

“Then head to the nearest pub for a few bevies and of course 3 eggs and a ‘tatie’, afterwards back to a hotel where you can “take me” any which way you can”

See.. this is exactly the kind of thing I was looking…[Read more]

@Nicey wrote:

This is mooosey’s wound … definitely NOT her gash …

Bleedin’ ‘ell! That looks baaadd (is there a prize for stating the obvious?).

Ya know people see Jesus on a slice of toast etc… is it just me, or can anybody else see a duck’s face in there? It’s wearing a wig. :D

@rogue trader wrote:

hey hiyas youse lot,dont be worrying about me,im getting married in april,just going through the pre -nups now

*Stops worrying*

Seriously, congratulations. I wish you and your lady (whoever that may be) all the best.

@sceptical guy wrote:

@OMalleyTheAlleyCat wrote:

Now.. where did I put my jacket.. ya knowwww… the white, sleeveless one that fastens at the back…?

you didn’t put it anywhere

but there are a couple of men holding it standing right behind you. :)

and they are being directed by Cosy :shock:

Phew Scep.. for a second there I thought I had…[Read more]

@rogue trader wrote:

ive put on,in fact mal is the first pic on I put in just chat news today,ive even put an omalley thread on,but I didn’t know it was serious,i thougt it was just a laugh (I don’t do serious on boards etc),but now its getting like schooldays,you know when kids write on chalk on the walls kaz luvs smiffy 4 ever etc
I once saw…

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@frankly_frank wrote:

I hope O’malley can see how much Amelia wants him :lol:

And people said I’d never master hypnosis :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZY8jUuEzJQ