[Northern Monkey]

@tommy-toxen wrote:

He is following me around!

I was simply answering him a question, like the polite, well mannered gentleman I am.

how does one go about “answering him a question” because i’m fecked if i know :lol:

i think you’ll find the only thing following you around is your trail of sh.ite that dribbles out yer head.

[Northern Monkey]

leech of satan, feck off back to your crack house and take a hit.

[Northern Monkey]

@tommy-toxen wrote:

Cos you’re a c*nt

:lol: artistic.

[Northern Monkey]

rather than call them wrinkles – i prefer laughter and smile lines.

the word wrinkles remind me of the old witch in Snow White :lol:

[Northern Monkey]

what pissed me off today…

my dog ate his duvet, i wasnt on holiday having a cool mixer with vodka and i didnt win the lottery.

I didnt drive my car today – that’s how much it sucked.

[Northern Monkey]

35 degrees at night in the indian ocean, on a little island. Coktails are fantastic.

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