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While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death

Oooh eeeer won’t be having one of those installed in my house LOL :shock: :lol:

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Oppps sorry hun i’m sorry don’t leave marks this time :wink:

Soulie I find if you stop looking they come along quicker – hang in there fella

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@soulie wrote:

not got my local in, though saying that, i have 7 different locals

Hahaha my ‘local’ is about 20 miles away – I hate the pubs in my village unless you’d like a knifing with your pint LOL :lol:

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@soulie wrote:

no more pretending to be asleep for you :P

HAHAHA no chance with rainey around anyways :wink:

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

I am a hard worker, i’d expect the same standards to be honest.

damn so close yet so far LOL :lol:

There’s always another lifetime my sweetness.

Or I can start working hard hehehe :lol: would be worth it

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

I am a hard worker, i’d expect the same standards to be honest.

damn so close yet so far LOL :lol:

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Yup a right ornithologst me :wink:

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Super glue is good for fixing cuts as thats what it was designed for in the first place to patch soliders up in the vietnam war on the front line – i always use it rather than plasters :idea:

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Hooters rule!!!!!!! :lol:

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@soulie wrote:

@dizzyer blonde wrote:

sum1 to thought of me 1ce in a while

they should be thinking of you all the time

Agreed – you should be on thier mind first thing when you wake up and the last thing at night and loadsa times in between :D

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