[Nicey]

Happy Birthday brighty
Love from Nicey xxxx

[Nicey]

Awwwww ty Netty :D

We’ll smother it in chocolate and then … well I wont say any more …. but we won’t need spoons :D

Nicey xx

[Nicey]

The only things I recognise are the magenta-purple folds and gold trim in the background … and that’s because they’re me best pair of gi-normous knickers
:D

[Nicey]

Can’t wait for the buffet after the wedding :D

That Fiat Panda can fit in 4 wicker chairs, a wardrobe and a bookshelf from IKEA … but mooooosey’s antlers just would not go in …..

[Nicey]

Welcome back coathanger!
:D

[Nicey]

Happy Birthday Lancy xxx

Your cake is being delivered later by a special guest :D

[Nicey]

Happy Birthday Welshy xxxx
Hope you had a good day

[Nicey]

*leaves naughty step, confiscates ALL knitting paraphernalia and puts it back on ebay with a smug smile :)

PS maxie made a proper apology … so ner!!!

[Nicey]

I don’t wanna talk
About the things that Netty said
Though it’s hurting me
Now it’s history
I’ve read all the posts
And the half apology
Nothing more to say
The safe is on ebay

The highest bidder takes it all
Netty’s feeling small
Beside my victory
That’s her destiny

I’m in David’s arms
Knowing I belong here
You know that it makes sense
Do not be so dense
We’re building a home
On the money we make
From the ebay sale
Our plan cannot fail

The bidders set their price
Their minds as cold as ice
And someone way down here (Netty)
Loses something dear
The highest bidder takes it all
Netty will shout and bawl
Although I feel her pain
She cannot complain

But tell me can’t she knit
With some other cheap wool?
Will it feel the same?
I won’t take the blame.
If it feels all scratchy
Her bloomers will be crusty :-({|=
But what can I say
That’s the price you pay

The auction will decide
Which buyer gets the prize
The safe comes with a key
(No buy one get one free)
The sale is on ebay
Mohair’s cheap today
A big ball or a small
The highest bidder takes it all

I don’t wanna talk
If it makes her feel sad :-({|=
And I understand
She’ll ask to get me banned
She apologized
But it was half-hearted
Forgive and forget?
No my mind is set ….
You see
The highest bidder takes it all
The highest bidder takes it all…

[Nicey]

Nice try Netty …..

I happen to know he was filming in Glasgow this morning so ner ner ne ner ner :D/

Oh … and I’m thinking of putting the safe key on ebay :D

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