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Hapyy Birthday :lol:
OI!! Martin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
very very sorry Pete! from ms Jones Alias Angie :lol:
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You forgot this one The beach BBQ
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry
Says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies
In dat cage up dere,’ says Gerry .The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry ‘s truck to drive to theTop of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, ‘Dis looks like a grand place.’
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, ‘Fook dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too fook’n dangerous for me!’THERE’S MORE…
Moment’s later; Seamus arrives up at ConnorPass.
He’s been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
‘Hi, Paddy, watch dis,’ Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.
He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone
In his body.Paddy shakes his head and says, ‘And I’m never trying dat parrotshooting either!’
Do Tell ! :lol:
