[Mr Fishy]

lol 

[Mr Fishy]

Oh that sooooOOOOoooo hurt hun 

And I use a Windgoo, I’m too lazy to peddle petal

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[Mr Fishy]

I wish that was true 

Most of them go in the day light and in office hours. No one really takes much notice of person in a hi vis jacket with a tool box and van 

With all the noise on the roads…even an angle grinder wont draw attention 

You need to face it hun, bike thief’s aren’t scruffy teenagers or drug addicts…. its a business  

 

[Mr Fishy]

Well I’m sure those 900 people who lost there bikes invested in good locks too.

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/19820554.900-bicycles-stolen-brighton-hove-2021/

 

Our bike thief’s invested in cordless bolt cutters to compensate.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tbr2jVfl7U

 

 

 

 

[Mr Fishy]

Hmmmm…. where to start on that 

Lets start off with cheap bikes.

They say a cycle is nicked twice a min in Brighton.  No matter how good the lock, the thieves always find a way.  You leave a grand worth of cycle outside tescos…you know its going to go.

And do you really need a good cycle or one that just works?

I’ve never had a bike that’s rusted thru yet. The Dutch bikes I see here are built for comfort not speed. They don’t even have brakes..you just peddle backwards 

I’m not a fan of them 

Exercise bikes are always coming up on ebay or gumtree.  People buy them with good intentions and never use them 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mr Fishy]

LOL 

[Mr Fishy]

Cosy face it hun, Ge missed us both terribly  Our walks in the park, trips to the beach & bingo.

Endless lockdowns have taken there toll on Ge.  Now he feels bitter and forgotten 

Don’t worry Ge, I’ve plan a make up weekend of fun in March 

[Mr Fishy]

I was told something “else”

 

[Mr Fishy]

Awwww he missed us 

 

[Mr Fishy]

Hi Ge 

I think I know wots going down here 

Linda got dump cos she a winying old woman.  Cosy talked about it cos he’s gobby tvvat.

Am I close 

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