Morticia

@Morticia wrote:

Breathing is always a good start.

Oh and he has to have met the chuckle brothers as least once……………….

Ohhh…now who would fit that request…… :-k

I cant think of anyone #-o

:wink:

@Morticia wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@PATS wrote:

gets ring out.changes into spangly bikin.an squares up to angel………….. :wink:

*backs away from PATS’ ring* :shock:

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

And LMFAO @ P’ssing in the Radox !!!

=D> Congratulations madam for some very fine posts tonight.

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@sunny wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

I tell you what, right now there is a lot of girly loving going on.

If that ain’t a cue for an all-girl love-in then I don’t know what is.

:D :D

morty ffs iv waited a long tme for that kind of invite lol

mmmm mortys and dawny and angel x x x x x x

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@Morticia wrote:

I tell you what, right now there is a lot of girly loving going on.

If that ain’t a cue for an all-girl love-in then I don’t know what is.

:D :D

morty ffs iv waited a long tme for that kind of invite lol

mmmm mortys and dawny and angel x x x x x x

@Giggles wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HILARIOUS !!!!

that one had me in stitches too :lol:

Do you think it shows our age by getting that joke ??????? :?

@Morticia wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HILARIOUS !!!!

that one had me in stitches too :lol:

@Morticia wrote:

LMAO Rainny – that piccie is surely for Marty is it not ????

ahh yes!

Silly me (i am female after all) <–blame spotlight for that one! :lol:

@Morticia wrote:

Jack and Danny”.

Pml :lol: :lol:

@Morticia wrote:

Translation:-

@Darnell_Valentine wrote:

CALLIN ALL THA FYNEST FEMALES AND DIMEZ I GOT A NEW WEBSITE FA CHATIN

Hello there to all the beautiful women, I am pleased to announce that I have set up a fantastic new website where we can talk to each other.

MUSIC AND JUST CHILL
Splendid tunes and relaxing times.

U KNOW LADIES IF U…

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@Morticia wrote:

And apparantley you need to look out for certain “things” going across the screen…………..there are two incidences of this in the first episode [hence why I want to watch it again cause I sure as hell didn’t see anything…….. :roll: ]

I was watching really closely, but didn’t see anything. :evil:

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@Jooly wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

There’s way more going on than polar bears…………………

8)

And apparantley you need to look out for certain “things” going across the screen…………..there are two incidences of this in the first episode [hence why I want to watch it again cause I sure as hell didn’t see anything…….. :roll: ]

I…

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@*Sian* wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

I prefer a nice quiet night in front of the TV with a cup of cocoa. 8)

You’re a perfect match for soulie :wink: :D

lol!

@Morticia wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

aunty morty where can i get 1 of them repellant things, i dont mind the mice (livin in the countryside u expect them) is just my morbid fear of spiders i cant get used to, ffs they that big up ere they wear doc martin boots, an they scare the fluck outta me

I found this one especially for spiders. It works…

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@Morticia wrote:

Yep Griff, they are called Pest Repellents cost around £30 they emit a sonic waves that are supposed to annoy rodents/insects so they bugger off elsewhere. They don’t contain poison and are harmless to other pets. [oooh I could be a presenter on QVC lol !]. Anyhoo, I have one and it seems to work.

And above all, they don’t kill…

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@Morticia wrote:

Why don’t you just get a pest repellent that gets rid of rats/mice/spiders, etc.

You just plug the thing into a socket at it does the rest.

I have one and it works a treat.

GG………grrrrr not nice [-X that makes me feel sick.

Really ?

Is there such a thing ?

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@Cas wrote:

@Morticia wrote:

There’s only image per picture Tommy, no animation going on there.

But do I get extra points for seeing green elephants in the background ??????

Ive heard of pink elephants! not green ones :lol: :lol: :lol:

It helps if you consume some vodka first………. :D

@Morticia wrote:

There’s only image per picture Tommy, no animation going on there.

But do I get extra points for seeing green elephants in the background ??????

Ive heard of pink elephants! not green ones :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Morticia wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Trust you to notice you dirty bint! :lol: :roll:

I also like the second post entitled “Martin “Saggysack” Reed – Generous to a Fault”.

oooh and “Lil “asshole” Angel returns”

hours of fun ! :D/ 8)

Hours! :lol:

At least it passes the time til the nest vodka 8)

@Morticia wrote:

@lilmissnaughty wrote:

I get lost trying to make sense of who’s who on there :?

GG’s five pictures across/five pictures down.

8)

Thanks Morti….yep, that’s the one I thought it was, and yes, I definitely would! :oops:

@Morticia wrote:

I notice your siggie has gone Willow.

Does that mean the FHosts are going to check everyone’s signature now that exceeds the required size limit ????

The image you are referring to was removed as it was so excessively large it was breaking the frames of each thread the user posted on. We do not rigidly enforce the size limit rule…[Read more]