In the port of Amsterdam
There’s a sailor who sings
Of the dreams that he brings
From the wide open sea
In the port of Amsterdam
There’s a sailor who sleeps
While the river bank weeps
To the old willow tree
In the port of Amsterdam
There’s a sailor who dies
Full of beer, full of cries
In a drunken town fight
In the port of Amsterdam
There’s a sailor who’s born
On a hot muggy morn
By the dawn’s early light
In the port of Amsterdam
Where the sailors all meet
There’s a sailor who eats
Only fish heads and tails
And he’ll show you his teeth
That have rotted too soon
That can haul up the sails
That can swallow the moon
And he yells to the cook
With his arms open wide
“Hey, bring me more fish
Throw it down by my side”
And he wants so to belch
But he’s too full to try
So he stands up and laughs
And he zips up his fly
In the port of Amsterdam
You can see sailors dance
Paunches bursting their pants
Grinding women to porch
They’ve forgotten the tune
That their whiskey voice croaked
Splitting the night
With the roar of their jokes
And they turn and they dance
And they laugh and they lust
Till the rancid sound of the accordion bursts
And then out of the night
With their pride in their pants
And the sluts that they tow
Underneath the street lamps
In the port of Amsterdam
There’s a sailor who drinks
And he drinks and he drinks
And he drinks once again
He’ll drink to the health
Of the whores of Amsterdam
Who’ve given their bodies
To a thousand other men
Yeah, they’ve bargained their virtue
Their goodness all gone
For a few dirty coins
Well he just can’t go on
Throws his nose to the sky
And he aims it up above
And he pisses like I cry
On the unfaithful love
It is a fact that some highly respected scientists in various fields are Christian.
I think a lot of people claim to be Christians because out of Love and respect for their parents and family tradition. They don’t want to be the one to break from tradition, be the black sheep, risk estrangement from the family. I’ll be a Jehovah’s Witness tomorrow if I stand to inherit a few billion from my crazy dad, or be President of the USA.
It is a fact that some highly respected scientists in various fields are Muslims. Ask a muslim doctor where a man’s sperm originates from, and then ask him to explain Quran 86:6-7.
You are ONLY a Christian today due to a few very fortunate historical events. Had any of those events gone a different way, you’d not be a Christian today. It is a very flimsy situation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_mythology.
If you were born 2,000 years ago in Britain, you wouldn’t be a Christian, maybe as little as a 1,000. You are ONLY a Christian today because of dubious and corrupt decisions of a handful of unsophisticated Saxon and Viking Kings (who were no Hawkin and Dawkins) taking massive bribes and incentives 1,000 – 1,500 years ago. It was then decided Jesus is more “plausible” than Thor and Odin so we’ll GIVE UP our own Religion as bollox mythology and allow you to impose your Religion upon us. It could have gone the other way. Jesus could have been dismissed by those Kings, and if it were there’d be no Christianity today, it would be myth. Then what? The Christians didn’t do so well going east, neither did the Muslims coming west.
History has been fortunate for you. It was all those bungs a thousand years ago to dodgy Anglo-Saxon and in particular Viking Kings that secured it for you.
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I also didn’t know that how it is consumed makes a difference, bypassing the liver etc, so I have learned something today.
Glad to have been of assistance :)
Try drinking a shot of Whisky, it will be nice.
Take half that amount, put it in a syringe, and bang it up in your arm as if it were heroin. You will be sick as a dog and not be able to walk. It might even kill you.
Try smoking Whisky, it will do hardly anything. Whisky CAN be smoked by soaking tobacco or cannabis in it, dried, then smoked. The Jamaicans are known for rum soaked marijuana.
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