Gosh, I’m not sure what a gal can say …… I’m positively giddy !!
If you could please arrange for Idris Elba and Tom Hardy to attend said V.I.P area you may well have yourself a deal Sir. Also, I’d like Gerry to be allowed in as a replacement pooch for me, as animals are not allowed and I do like to ruffle his ginger tummy hair.
I have given some thought to the nail varnish proposal and I’m afraid I will require some proof that , as a man of good taste, your choice of colours will not reflect those that your senior security man, Tainted, chooses, I particularly dislike the turquoise and tangerine he seems to have a penchant for.
Would this be a problem ?
I await your reply with much heart racing and a STILL empty glass .
Yours Most faithfully
This reply was modified 7 years, 11 months ago by mooosey88.
Please may I respectfully apply for the position of ‘official cocktail taster’ ( no wages required ). As a shiney new venture, it would be dreadful should a paying customer be dissatisfied with the quality of the cocktails and I’ve heard it , on good authority, that Laine has been suffering from a mild form of dementia ( I made that bit up ) and its now 13 years since she took her cocktail course, and she may be more than a little rusty. It would be Tragic for this new, high quality establishment to attract any bad publicity, other than the door mans obviously fake Farah Clarkes .I therefore, selflessly, and with no hidden agenda, offer myself as human guinea pig to avoid such a disastrous an event.
I await your decision with great anticipation and an empty glass.