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brief encounter

tinks loses her nickers on a train,and a guy whos been eyeing her up

hasten to add they accidentally fell out of her bag

and some jc nutter rampages  thru the corridors  look at me look at me im wearing tinks nickers onmy head

am I funny

er not really as lake gets tazered.

Shirley valentine

dd goes to the Algarve via Greece,and falls in love with a portugese waiter who gets up early to secure dds sun bed

but it all goes tragically wrong when she invites him back to hers and jose starts putting felt tips on her duvet and says in pidgin English  you togs no good.

romeo and juliet

moi climbs up to guccis window on a ladder while her husband is asleep in the west wing

starts whispering sweet nothings to her but tragically falls off and lands in a drunken crumpled heap.

hitchikers guide to the galaxy

ram takes the  film title alittle to literally and pulls a hamstring even before he reaches Gatwick.

elf

mr pat finally gets a job

as a supermarket shelf stacker,but annoys the management when he asks for a step ladder,even tho he is only on filling the freezer duties.

the postman always rings twice

but not at borns he doesn’t he rings once and his dragged in with his sack over his head

but our intrepid postman turns the tables and puts the sack over her head

coughs empties his sack then puts the rest of his letters in a few lidls carrier bags he finds lying about on our raven beauties encrusted carpet

and…[Read more]

whiskey galore

moons husband goes away on a 3 day fishing trip

and its all round to hers.

the untouchables

American mid west house wife tries to pm the author of this thread but gets completely ignored.

confessions of a window cleaner

milky  sick of talking utter tosh ,finally gets off his arse and  buys a chamois leather and a bucket

and sets up a window cleaning round,in a desperate attempt to peer thru trubs window.

all the boys love mandy laney

which in fact they don’t so in a fit of pique laney packs her karaoke gear away

and goes over the water to find love and marriage

then tells all the boys in jc

look what you could have won.

carry on camping

mr q gets his bike out of the shed after being inspired after reading an enid blyton novel

and calls on his mates Julian dick,ann and the slightly butch george

and cycle to devon and stay on a farm where they have lashings and lashings of ginger beer

and timmy the dog sniffs out a escaped murderer hiding in a barn.

hmm.

im not on about  you linda  im on about blossom

hey I know this might be a revolutionary concept but that’s why I said blossoms name as opposed to saying linda

blossom ruining another thread due to her ever increasing paranoia.

meanwhile Mario cunningly disguised as dick dastardly aims to get to the 68th floor  of mr reeds penthouse

when he is suddenly confronted by an over zealous guide called………?

chan……….. oops deletes that,its mr reed to you she expostulates

ok I will start the ball rolling

our hoodied villain? breezes past a dozy security guard? and asks the scatterbrained receptionist

is  martin in?

points  for the first 3 actors?

no not at all uni,don’t be scared of naming names,theres a film to be done,theres no time for sentiment

I actually was going to name mr pat as the hero

,but is he tall enough?

maybe we could stand him on a box like alan ladd used to

the villain with the virus…… Mario?

femme fatale……er was going to say bloss  but I cant cos its not…[Read more]

oh and a title as well

cheers.