mooosey88

good morning linda

just wondering if theres any chance of giving us a clue what you are talking about?

so I take it that’s a no then.

oops sorry mr reed

I think its my computer im ok for getting on boards,just not chat although I was on quiz last night

I will just keep fiddling about with it.

has everybody met undie,yep top bloke he came up to the blackpool meet and asked me to get some accom for him.i said any particular type? he said yep somehere where I can park my motorbike so it doesn’t get stolen.

are you trying to goad me into having a fight with gam linda?

shame on you im a lover and a writer not a fighter

besides I haven’t got a huge Johnson (sic)

id love to meet lucky or lux as I call her

shes a clever lady but shes always pregnant these days

gam yeh I know we have our run ins but I like him I think we do it in jest

whats not to like about him hes from the same part of Manchester as me give it a mile or so,and hes a city fan

the only thing I don’t like about him is he is 6ft 4 and im…[Read more]

I dunno im just putting my stake in you .)

yeh I fancy a game of poke her linda.

IM sat here marvelling at lindas fantastic googling abilities I know all those streets and roads well I should do I  live here  whitegate drive was a good shout im just round the corner

I knew I  was right to offer linda the job

anyway cant stop im off to meet milky at 1pm

to have lashings and lashings of beer.

linda calm down ok,cant mention no names obviously but a guy called ge has spread it about on pats chat that you are alfie,which is just ludicrous

he even started a thread about it,on rows and rants which you will never see cos you cant read rants unless you are a member

so all I was saying to you linda do you want a job with me?

I looking for…[Read more]

you do like to hang onto my every word dontcha linda?

but in a way I like it,it shows you are paying attention

would you like to work for me linda?

did I see our milks saying top gun?

I was saving that for belle

top gun

belle  has had justabout enough and wades through the swamps of Louisiana,hitch hikes  to colorado

and finds her dream man,yup no mill worker or burger flipper for our belle

she has ambitions no waitress job for her ,waiting to be used on a Hollywood casting couch.

her s…[Read more]

the cycle wars

mr q has got a new back pack,and this time he means business.

stop being a mard arse q this isn’t the quiz now

I am actually in the film but Ionly make a hitchcockesque cameo appearance.

sister act

emma whoo and morticia adams

in a dastardly plot try to fool jc regs

but it all goes tits up when they pick on cosys mate.

don’t pick on our rubes again ok.

showwaddy the movie

ann chantel disrupts the canteen crew

scuse me I make the coffee for dave