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  • #462428

    *stretches and yawns*

    #407086

    Work ! ? !

    :(

    #462264

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    You know what they say….Better out than In :lol:

    Hate to lower the tone of the thread but should that not be “Better in then out then in again”?

    Can I just confirm that I love all of you – and for a small price I can big each and every one of you up in a discreet way on any board or social networking site. Who says being nice doesn’t pay!

    :P

    #456557

    @yourchoice wrote:

    @momentaryloss wrote:

    @yourchoice wrote:

    “momes” how cute :-…

    I do my best in a non-violent, non-aggressive way.

    :P :wink:

    Is that something like this :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e8jUXGvQCI

    Nah – I’m just all love and kindness.

    8)

    #462347

    @taffyfish wrote:

    I received this joke by text this morn and thought it was very funny….

    A woman answers the phone one night and a pervert breathes down the line “Have you got a tight, bald c**t?” The woman replies “Yes hes on the sofa, do you want to speak to him?”! LOL
    =D> :lol: :lol: =D>

    Like it.

    :lol:

    #462346

    @eve wrote:

    Have you heard about the generous , sensitive, romantic, kind hearted man?

    Hes a rumour.

    8)

    He had it beaten out of him.

    Oh no – he actually quite liked that.

    :shock:

    #452901

    @jen_jen wrote:

    I am so fed up with all the bitching and backbiting I could scream.

    Adults….where?

    Too true.

    Very pleased to be back after a couple of months, but then remembered why I love and hate this place in equal measure.

    Would a little bit of live and let live kill some people?

    #452900

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    @yourchoice wrote:

    The boards seem full of innuendo’s and quips about arseholes this morning You wont get none of that from me.

    *passes the KY around* :-

    Takes the KY and passes it discreetly to Momes (as he’s affectionately know now) :lol:

    Went to sleep and missed some posts.

    Thanks for the new name – and for exposing my ars ehole issues online. Hang on, what ars ehole issues?

    Have to stop rising to your bait.

    :?

    Edited to remove elbows and fundamental orrifices

    #461870

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    Sorry Momes :lol: (tmi @ arsehole tendencies :shock: )

    What!?

    Mmmmmm.

    Grrrrrrrrrrr.

    :lol:

    #462091

    @minim wrote:

    @momentaryloss wrote:

    @momentaryloss wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @minim wrote:

    I think this is a step too far. Children have brilliant imaginations and can PRETEND they are breastfeeding if they want to mimic mum. We already have pooing and weeing babies, and ones that you can bottle feed. Why do we really need one that mimics breast feeding too?

    The nightmare visions of “whatever next” rush to the forefront of a reluctant brain !

    Just Chat Toddler Edition – stunt the development of your child’s emotional well being and speech centre by encouraging him or her to swear at and express rage towards people they cannot see and are unlikely to interact with in the flesh.

    Marvel at their first troll and that day they made a perfectly decent reasonable person disappear for 6 months by the overwhelming and demeaning nature of their posts.

    Feel your chest swell with pride as they get banned from the chatroom, before having to buy a new computer and change ISP before they can sneak in under the radar and post again. Be amazed to notice as they grow up that age does not mellow them, improve their chi or make them nicer to their fellow human beings.

    If it’s good enough for us big kids – it’s good enough for the little ones (or weans for the Scots amongst us).

    Sorry – bad day

    :?

    If they were weaned they wouldn’t need breast feeding.

    Just trying to lighten the mood a tad :D

    :D :D :D

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