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I don’t like green.

I can thrust my chest out with the best of them! Peot know the score don’t you my love. xxx

Just as a little post script to my lovely luscious gorgeous and exceptionally kind and funny rubes……………you are still perfect xxx

as if i’d tell you sadness!!!!

love you all with those bumpy things you turn on……….give us a snog all of you!!!!

Glad it all went well flipper xxx I am absolutely sure you will have a very long and happy life together and I am so glad for you both xxx

i would like to meet fay….she is brilliant, and i love her with knobs on. I would also like to go for a drink with ruby because I know she would be very good company.

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I am all for Yorkshire being free…. although I have to say, its cheaper than it is down south. They rob you blind darn sarf…..we need a modern day robin hood to steal it all back! (particularly if wearing rather fetching clinging green tights and a cod piece)

P.S. Tom, I always knew you were really an extra in Animal Farm! 8)

Hmmm is the FYP the farmyard party? Or is it the five year party?

I am a tad confused about whether you want to join a farmyard so that you can have easier access to goats or whether you want to shag goats for five years with copious amounts of drugs and alcohol?

You went to London and you didn’t ask me to route march you around? How very dare you!

8) happy birthday cath honey xxx

If we go out for a drink, you wouldn’t have to wear anything, you are very very exceedingly charming xxx

I luffs you right back xxx

It’s time to quit chat, when you start threads like this one. Because all the examples you use thin, can only have been gleaned and understood by someone who spends WAY too much time in chat.

Take up knitting or something :D

What about putting something back Tom? Doing something positive and heroic to be remembered for, like walking from lands end to john o’groats for charity, or doing VSO? Youth is about hedonism, but the real world has a tendency to grab you by the balls if you don’t contribute in a positive way to society, and with age comes a maturer…[Read more]

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and Mimsey.Bob would never write such repetative drivel.

thank you rubes :) Just come to read the boards for the first time in ages and was thinking of posting exactly that.

I would never be as boring as coathanger… but then, I’m female :D :D :D

People who blame other people for their relationships going t!ts up are not facing up to the fact that THEY are the reason the relationship didn’t work, not anyone else. People should just accept responsibility for their own actions and never forget that where relationships are concerned, if they are meant to be… they work out, no matter what…[Read more]

I feel quite sad…. not really sure why. Maybe I’m not sad, maybe what I feel is disappointment.

i think you mean siggy……. i thought you’d last your last fag.

I thought it was bad enough doing 10 miles!

Well done you xx I hope your big toe nails haven’t suffered. Apparently losts of people get bruised nail beds :(

Took me ove six months to grow the bruising out !!!! :shock:

i didn’t win, but my daughter has got herself a job over easter, so all in all its a win win situation and so far i have had a wonderful day. The race was great to watch as usual. Love the grand national, what a great event.

What are you going to treat yourself to rubes?

he’s just an arrogant self-serving oik with an inflated opinion of his own worth. Can’t abide people who ridicule others.

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@minim wrote:

I think this is a step too far. Children have brilliant imaginations and can PRETEND they are breastfeeding if they want to mimic mum. We already have pooing and weeing babies, and ones that you can bottle feed. Why do we really need one that mimics breast feeding too?

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