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how dare we criticise thses wonderful hard working assylum seekers

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bunch of loons simple as bloss

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seems a few people have a bee in thier bonnet eh blossy!

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ive just started one of those transvestite bank accounts the manger asked me for proof of a dress

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bloss are you a barmaid? can i sniff your apron?

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oh so sorry to give a dog a bad name

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proper 80s nhs glasses in thins dog in the proclaimers?

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ill go f off norway from gazza although i rember somene winning a speedboat on bullseye ans they lived in a block of flats

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guy finds a lamp rubs it and a genie comes out anyway the guy gets granted one wish id like to wish for world peace said the guy oh get knotted bono says the genie wish for something worthwhile ok says the guy ive always wanted to drive my car from wales to america jesus says the genie are you on crack? do you no how many men world disruption chaos that would cause? oh ok said they guy can you tell me how a womens head works genie? christ said the genie how many lanes did you want?

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i rember he did a great intro to a joy division song too

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